mattydfc Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 So shes got 2 teeth then?! yeah why not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 At least Mattys out getting his hole, not flinging shite at folk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 What a fanny. Matty didn't rate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Matty didn't rate it. Huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 She was a shite ride though and I got bored so just finished all over her face. Matty didn't rate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Aye I know I was calling the shite flinger a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Was having a bit banter wi the fella you teenage mutant. You obviously idolise the bloke and wish you were also a champion-shagger. I wouldn't be making any shit-based jokes when you are on here attempting to get Matty's brown stuff all over your nose. Its no gonna do his swordsman prowess any favours trying to nail dirties with your nose up his arse. ^^ Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Its no gonna do his swordsman prowess any favours trying to nail dirties with your nose up his arse. Does Dundee have an art college? If so, your argument is invalid! Dirty girls, dirty, dirty girls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 You obviously don't know what getting a ride in Dundee involves. Lmao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Does Dundee have an art college? If so, your argument is invalid! Dirty girls, dirty, dirty girls It does and you're right. I once shagged a Dundee art student in the toilet at an exhibition at her college. She was ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Like wasabi? Like Kit-Kats? Here you go - Wasabi Kit-Kat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Like wasabi? Like Kit-Kats? Here you go - Wasabi Kit-Kat! Guy in the workd brought them in after his daughter brought some back from Japan. I'm not one to make sweeping generalisations about a race of people based on miniscule amounts of evidence, but after trying one of them, I can only imagine the Japanese to be deranged beasts, not fit to mingle with the rest of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just told a gorgeous girl in a wheelchair she was very pretty......she revealed a nice smile when she thanked me for the compliment.......which was followed by an awkward silence due to my inability to think of something witty or charming to say! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Guy in the workd brought them in after his daughter brought some back from Japan. I'm not one to make sweeping generalisations about a race of people based on miniscule amounts of evidence, but after trying one of them, I can only imagine the Japanese to be deranged beasts, not fit to mingle with the rest of the world. I hardly think us Scots can make judgement upon anyone given the horrific dietary/health statistics we have is World renowned! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just told a gorgeous girl in a wheelchair she was very pretty......she revealed a nice smile when she thanked me for the compliment.......which was followed by an awkward silence due to my inability to think of something witty or charming to say!Gies a gammy, Ironside? Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just told a gorgeous girl in a wheelchair she was very pretty......she revealed a nice smile when she thanked me for the compliment.......which was followed by an awkward silence due to my inability to think of something witty or charming to say! I'm surprised she gave you the time of day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Gies a gammy, Ironside? Sorry. You're going straight to hell KB! See you down there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just told a gorgeous girl in a wheelchair she was very pretty......she revealed a nice smile when she thanked me for the compliment.......which was followed by an awkward silence due to my inability to think of something witty or charming to say! Did you wheely like her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Did you wheely like her? I think we both know you can do better than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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