Bairnardo Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: All celebrity chefs are arseholes Why is there so much debate about whether or not Jamie Oliver, celebrity chef and arsehole, is an arsehole or not? People feel sorry for him because his tongue is so fucking fat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 All celebrity chefs are arseholes Why is there so much debate about whether or not Jamie Oliver, celebrity chef and arsehole, is an arsehole or not?Atul Kuchar is supposed to be a good guy and Tom Kitchin seems decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 This will be a challenge for Jamie, cooking all the stuff that's left and finding a big enough freezer to keep it in. It should yield some interesting recipes. It can be done Linda McCartney did it and she wasn't a well, and they've still got enough to sell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Atul Kuchar is supposed to be a good guy and Tom Kitchin seems decent. Are you kidding? I only watch Kitchin in case he falls on a knife or the chip pan explodes. Edited May 22, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 21 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: the chip pan explodes. His face suggests it may well have done already. Anyway, glad we’ve settled the fucking Jamie Oliver “conundrum”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I did find a salmon and couscous recipe from him that I make at least once a fortnight. Never been in his restaurants though. I hardly go in any nowadays anyway. f**k I’ve never been in a Nando’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Lofarl said: I did find a salmon and couscous recipe from him that I make at least once a fortnight. Never been in his restaurants though. I hardly go in any nowadays anyway. f**k I’ve never been in a Nando’s. Mods plz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 His Fifteen Minute Meals are usually a fucking scam as well. Fifteen minutes my fucking arse. Tory c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Used to play golf against an alcoholic chef. I’d always thrash him on the first nine holes but he’d be plying with me booze. After a few swigs of Electric White my game would be fucked. By the 10th hole he’d have sunk three litres of the stuff and became a demon. Chef b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Used to play golf against an alcoholic chef. I’d always thrash him on the first nine holes but he’d be plying with me booze. After a few swigs of Electric White my game would be fucked. By the 10th hole he’d have sunk three litres of the stuff and became a demon. Chef b*****ds.Drinking white cider at the golf? Stay classy Shandon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Used to play golf against an alcoholic chef. I’d always thrash him on the first nine holes but he’d be plying with me booze. There are other types? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 39 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Used to play golf To the surprise of no one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 I'm not convinced. Or at least I'm impressed by the fact he's actively trying to change things for the better. He made genuine connections with some of the dinner ladies and kept it going after the show ended. Yes he came up against some schemy b*****ds that were passing junk food through the school fences but I don't know how you deal with that without coming across as a bit judgmental. He certainly criticised the Cameron government for their fakery around the issue. He also shares the same views on eating habits as the SNP government, and indeed endorsed Sturgeon’s recent law changes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: To the surprise of no one. I had to give it up. Couldn’t bring myself to associate with people dressed like golfers. It was a good excuse for some drugs, drink and magic mushroom though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, mathematics said: There are other types? Must come with the territory. I lasted about an hour being a waiter, getting barked at by chefs. Can’t understand how anyone could have done a full shift without dunking one of them in the fryer or going for them with a meat cleaver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: and magic mushroom though. Did you forage on the way round? The wee pitch and putt course in Elgin was always worth a sweep every so often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 See unless Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay actually cooked my dinner for me how the f**k is that the same as going to their so called restaurants and having Davie the chef cook my dinner in a restaurant named after some top cook? If Davie cooks my tea in Jamie's and charges me Jamie's OTT prices does that now entitle Davie to quit, open up his own place and rip me off in there too? Same bloody cook. People actually buy into this shite. Jesus f**k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: See unless Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay actually cooked my dinner for me how the f**k is that the same as going to their so called restaurants and having Davie the chef cook my dinner in a restaurant named after some top cook? If Davie cooks my tea in Jamie's and charges me Jamie's OTT prices does that now entitle Davie to quit, open up his own place and rip me off in there too? Same bloody cook. People actually buy into this shite. Jesus f**k This post reminds me of 4:49 of this clip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 On 20/05/2019 at 16:27, Savage Henry said: If the people you are singing it at are not part of the “insiders”, they are entitled to react anyway they want. I gather more people singing an alternative every season. We will get there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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