PWL Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 U k bbe? Shrd Xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 The dog snatchers are back, pls share before they come back for your children xMissing Pets, Dundee and Angus11 hrs · SHARING TO MAKE PEOPLE EXTRA VIGILANT - THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED OR SOMEONE NEEDS CAUGHT! Hope it's ok to post this but just had a white Range Rover type car pull up outside my house, a man who appears to be in his 50's tried to get in my side gate which I locked shut earlier. He then bent down like he was picking something up but I went out after him to find a white marking in my drive way. He was so quick in getting away I couldn't confront him! High possibility this is dog thieves. Im in broughty ferry Every day Facebook starts to feel more and more like a Brass Eye sketch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 How do you know if someone's granny has died. They share it on facebook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 9 hours ago, mrcat1990 said: Every day Facebook starts to feel more and more like a Brass Eye sketch. P2PBSH be a wear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 I'm loving all the summer posts of "please share this - Miss Dirty Skank from Shiteytown is missing, gone since Saturday night. Totally out of character for her. Bring this girl home safe" Followed by hundreds of "oh no that's terrible ***" and "shockin no one is safe these days".Strangely enough a lot of these girls end up home safe on the Monday morning still wearing Friday/Saturday nights clothes. I think with mobile phones etc people just panic when folk aren't on Facebook etc 24/7 or the phone is turned off. Plenty of weekends were lost when I was 18 due to some good ecstasy tablets and I assume these girls are the same.A few weeks ago there was one with a woman about 40 who hadn't came home from work on the Friday. Eventually on the Monday she was back and her daughter posted "so glad my mum is back, turns out she met an old friend after work on Friday and has been with her all weekend.I replied "someone's been riding" which really didn't go down well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Facebook is going to be full of posts about the death (or murder) of Mary Ann Nichols (the 1st known victim of Jack the Ripper). Also some royal slut and an Egyptian died in a car crash in Paris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 And now we know The_Kincardine has 2 sons. Maybe not sons, maybe he got successful in a pitch invasion before there were so many TV cameras to pick up the old stranger dangering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 8 hours ago, Dindeleux said: I'm loving all the summer posts of "please share this - Miss Dirty Skank from Shiteytown is missing, gone since Saturday night. Totally out of character for her. Bring this girl home safe" Followed by hundreds of "oh no that's terrible ***" and "shockin no one is safe these days". Strangely enough a lot of these girls end up home safe on the Monday morning still wearing Friday/Saturday nights clothes. I think with mobile phones etc people just panic when folk aren't on Facebook etc 24/7 or the phone is turned off. Plenty of weekends were lost when I was 18 due to some good ecstasy tablets and I assume these girls are the same. A few weeks ago there was one with a woman about 40 who hadn't came home from work on the Friday. Eventually on the Monday she was back and her daughter posted "so glad my mum is back, turns out she met an old friend after work on Friday and has been with her all weekend. I replied "someone's been riding" which really didn't go down well. I think it was Bustanut on here who once replied to one of those type of tweets along the lines of she'll just be out getting shagged rotten and he had to deactivate his twitter for a while due to the abuse he got, thousands of notifications I think I think I've got that story at least partly right @Busta Nut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Rugster said: I think it was Bustanut on here who once replied to one of those type of tweets along the lines of she'll just be out getting shagged rotten and he had to deactivate his twitter for a while due to the abuse he got, thousands of notifications I think I think I've got that story at least partly right @Busta Nut It was, wee lassie 17 went "missing" on Saturday night at 6pm by sunday at 12pm there were tweets everywhere, I replied she'd be "Gettin rode like a rocking horse" and I had to delete the app off my phone as it was going mental. She turned up 3 hours later walking like John Wayne. Funnily enough, Two folk have recently been found after been "missing" since Friday in my area too, learned my lesson though. This was one of them. http://m.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14711617.Family_thank_police_after_missing_Nicola_McGoldrick_is_found_safe_and_well_at_Airdrie_bus_stop/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Yep that story Busta is one of those I'm referring to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 "I am not going to post any of the details because my daughter is slightly embarrassed at spending he whole weekend getting worn like a glove by some random she met in he pub." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knee jerk reaction Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 "This weekend she's been banged more times than the big drum in the orange walk but would like to thank everyone on social media for their concerns..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Ever tried to put an exact figure on how many morons there are worldwide? This would suggest that you have to pick a figure that is in excess of 4,156,175. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 6 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Ever tried to put an exact figure on how many morons there are worldwide? This would suggest that you have to pick a figure that is in excess of 4,156,175. Good to see it worked for Wonder Woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 "Welsh Blinds are a West of Scotland company".Mind. Fucking. Blown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Good to see it worked for Wonder Woman. Who now lives in Linwood or somewhere like that. Who knew? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 That's been liked by several people I follow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 On 8/30/2016 at 07:39, Zetterlund said: The dog snatchers are back, pls share before they come back for your children x Missing Pets, Dundee and Angus 11 hrs · SHARING TO MAKE PEOPLE EXTRA VIGILANT - THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED OR SOMEONE NEEDS CAUGHT! Hope it's ok to post this but just had a white Range Rover type car pull up outside my house, a man who appears to be in his 50's tried to get in my side gate which I locked shut earlier. He then bent down like he was picking something up but I went out after him to find a white marking in my drive way. He was so quick in getting away I couldn't confront him! High possibility this is dog thieves. Im in broughty ferry Hilariously, the Courier took it seriously: Linkage One of the comments though: Shirley • 4 days ago We had a woman go about selling things at Christmas door to door she set off my gut feeling she was up to something else and not to trust her, she then went round the rest of the street then left 3 white screw covers in the gutter outside peoples gates with dogs in the house and 4 where people had 2 or more dogs. After she left the street I went and lifted them all. The woman got in a white van(she was not the driver) with no rear number plate or I would have reported her to the police. I made all the neighbours with dogs aware what happened. I think they wait till their is a cash reward offered then go round to claim it. • Reply • Share › I genuinely believe people this thick, and/or desperate for attention should be dragged from their beds and shot for the good of the rest of the human race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 3 white screw covers eh? Not 1 or 2 or 4? Cunning these fuckers.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 On 30 August 2016 at 07:39, Zetterlund said: The dog snatchers are back, pls share before they come back for your children x Missing Pets, Dundee and Angus 11 hrs · SHARING TO MAKE PEOPLE EXTRA VIGILANT - THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED OR SOMEONE NEEDS CAUGHT! Hope it's ok to post this but just had a white Range Rover type car pull up outside my house, a man who appears to be in his 50's tried to get in my side gate which I locked shut earlier. He then bent down like he was picking something up but I went out after him to find a white marking in my drive way. He was so quick in getting away I couldn't confront him! High possibility this is dog thieves. Im in broughty ferry Boy picks up a £1 he dropped on the pavement... HIGH POSSIBILITY THIS IS DOG THIEVES. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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