Hank Scorpio Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Someone just called a McFlurry a "mc fluzza". What the fuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 (edited) There's a girl (it's always a girl, isn't it) I'm friends with one Facebook who used to post about 3 statuses per day, all of which consisted of a few words, were exceptionally boring, and were written in the style of a 14 year old ned (she's 22 now). I'm certain she just copied and pasted them from a pre-prepared Word document, because I'd see the following at least 3 times every week: 'wot kin a dae tha nyt :/' 'a fancy a drink lyk :/' 'mon tha gers x' The worst of this is that she has a kid. It took me a lot of self-control not to post and give her my thoughts (put the fucking drink down and look after your kid) so I blocked her posts from appearing in my newsfeed. I'd have removed her as a friend completely, but she's also good for the odd breakdown regarding boys being c***s and i still want to read those because I'm a bit of a sadist. Edited May 17, 2011 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Anyone who posts a bored.com status update or similar gets one demeaning response from me as a written warning and promptly deleted if they do it again. Zero tolerance to that pish. I've noted that a fair few people have deleted me, so I must be a c**t on Facebook as well as in other areas of my life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Friend of mine, who's nice, but clearly a wee bit dense: mind was intensely blown tonight when i got told blind people can't get a drivers license... whoever told me years ago that there are cars out there that tell you when lights are red, when to give way etc, i hate you!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Friend of mine, who's nice, but clearly a wee bit dense: That's absolutely tragic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEED Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 (edited) Friend of mine, who's nice, but clearly a wee bit dense: Oh dear. Those stupid fu**ing status shuffles. Edited May 18, 2011 by HEED 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 hate Fucking people that don't have a clue what's going on to keep there mouth shut rather than making up storys FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Forgot to copy and paste, but recently had one that was something like: "Repost this to your status if you have a brother who doesn't know what a great sister you are!!!!" Seriously, WHY? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 All of these reasons as well as my original reasons are now why I don't have a facebook. I don't even miss it although I did keep pulling my phone out for a few days to check it then remembered I had removed it from my phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discopants Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 People who use ":L". f**k sake, this is Facebook, not Bebo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Just watched the game good to see it AGAIN lol, neil lennon + his talk to his army of mhinks get this clown out of scottish football what an embaresment he's a filthy sewar rat was funny seen him near greetin lol! ♥ ♥ ♥ This has been posted on my newsfeed every day since Hunday, without the slightest change in punctuation or spelling from the only person i would put forward to depict the Rancor from Return of the Jedi on "Stars in their Eyes". Seriously, putrid. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 People who use ":L". f**k sake, this is Facebook, not Bebo. I use that a lot. What's wrong with it? It's better than "lol"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 People who use ":L". f**k sake, this is Facebook, not Bebo. It's the written version of That's why I use it. For when isn't enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 But ":L" doesn't look like a laughing smiley. It looks like some thick, pre-pubescent teenager's way of saying "haha". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 It means a laughing face though. What do you use? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I use that a lot. What's wrong with it? It's better than "lol"! But ":L" doesn't look like a laughing smiley. It looks like some thick, pre-pubescent teenager's way of saying "haha". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I de-activated my Facebook on Sunday and I can't say I miss it one bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 It means a laughing face though. What do you use? But surely the point of something like that is either 1) to be used as a shortcut for an emoticon, or 2) it looks like an emoticon? That is neither. If something is funny, i simply type, haha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 theres a girl on mine who obviously is a 9-5 girl.... goes out weekends n doesnt make that big a deal.... off to boho tonight yeay....corinthian wooo.......... this a can take as this is what weekends r about. HOWEVER.... shes made a wee night out on a SCHOOL night - a TUESDAY.. fair to say her last 10 posts in the last 2 days r how shes been out on a tuesday and that she was in 'Karbon'.......n obv some of my mates were out n she messaged them all sayin 'what a night'.'sum laff' etc...... jezz louise one night out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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