.Stuart. Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "Goin for a cheeky lunch date" "A cheeky wee sauna after swimming" etc. f**k right off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I do love the girls who post up a new picture and then say something like, "this is such a bad picture of me, I'm so embarrassed" Then why the hell did you post it up on Facebook?! You obviously don't find it embarrassing at all. Idiots! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (edited) A girl I went to school with posted "some folk feckin annoy me!! x". Why post that you attention seeking bint? Deleted when I get to my computer! 18 minutes, no likes or comments... a good sign at least! Back from the pub... 5 likes, 4 comments (2 people + her [all female; obviously]). LW: Hope I'm not one of them :-) x KA: Me x Original poster: aye KA you always do and never u LW you keep me sane ha x KA: I'll just cry myself to sleep Again x Deleted... Edited October 12, 2011 by SaltyTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Not really a top five thread anymore. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "Goin for a cheeky lunch date" "A cheeky wee sauna after swimming" etc. f**k right off! This winds me up - people trying to get some sort of illicit thrill from the most mundane of activities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Not really a top five thread anymore. Inevitably not after ninety pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 This winds me up - people trying to get some sort of illicit thrill from the most mundane of activities. Havin a cheky vino with the girlies. lol xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Woke up 7:50, showered, half dressed, eat my coco pops, iron my shirt, take the dog out, in and clean my teeth then Standing at the bus stop ready at 8:30. Never knew I could move that fast. Seriously... 40 minutes... thats not quick Lots of people moaning about the blackberry meltdown too. However someone posted a link to this... genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 To save time - and to cut out the middle man - you can now just go to this site and access all these cringeworthy updates in one easy-to-read list. http://www.megalikes.net/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "need a job BADLY .. im only 17 and im sick of the site of application forms , why all the pols gettin jobs afore us brainy fuccckas! they cant even speak our language " Jesus. "see eh aw the wee skanks tht r stealing folk off ma page get tae f**k n get yer own fucking mates this soo had tae be said actually getting pretty sick eh it now xxxxxxxx" I really cannot suffer people who feel the need to type like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "need a job BADLY .. im only 17 and im sick of the site of application forms , why all the pols gettin jobs afore us brainy fuccckas! they cant even speak our language " Jesus. "see eh aw the wee skanks tht r stealing folk off ma page get tae f**k n get yer own fucking mates this soo had tae be said actually getting pretty sick eh it now xxxxxxxx" I don't know this person but I fucking hate her. Although, her first point is an example of why we have so many people who "can't" find work. My mate believes you shouldn't have to do a CV and/or an interview...........and moans when he has no money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 A person that loses a partner is called a widow. A child who loses a parent is called an orphan. But there is no word to describe a parent that loses a child, because the loss is like no other. So will you put this as your status for just 1 hour?? I'm pretty sure I know the ones that will. Think of someone you know or love who has lost a baby or a child, and take a few mins 2 remember their baby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 A person that loses a partner is called a widow. A child who loses a parent is called an orphan. But there is no word to describe a parent that loses a child, because the loss is like no other. So will you put this as your status for just 1 hour?? I'm pretty sure I know the ones that will. Think of someone you know or love who has lost a baby or a child, and take a few mins 2 remember their baby I dare you, no, I double dare you, to post "careless". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Had the same thing a few times. 'forgot to put the bin out lol' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Just stumbled across this after many a month away from p and b. 1. People constantly updating after everybit of exercise they do. (usually followed by having a cheeky wee pint or calzone as I've earned it) 2. Unemployed c***s who have never worked a day in there life boasting about another day in bed. 3. Got itchy feet. Basically begging someone to invite them out for a "cheeky wee pint". 4. People who you didn't know/like at school adding you then Private mailing you when you reject there request. 5. Why all the fucking fuss about Steve jobs what did he eve fucking do for me the c**t ........................ Sent by iPhone. (couldn't believe it when I saw this. The bird who posted it was being serious as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 The most tragic thing on Facebook for me is folk posting stuff like 'who's out tonight?' or 'anyone fancy a pint?' Maybe try texting/phoning your mates? They'll probably fancy one with you. Oh wait......Oh ok I get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 When a burd's picture is blurry as f**k, then she is definitely a 12 pinter. Worrying thing is, it must be her best photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then ya get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ya real Namebook, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a fuckin Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone 'likes' her photo and ya turn into a Pestbook! Scrapbook, Papbook catch the fuckin Clapbook, grab ya shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a fucking Lifebook! Watch it if ya married cos they'll nick ya fuckin Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Ya'll even be Facebooking in ya fuckin Sleepbook. love it! Future mother in law just shared this over Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then ya get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ya real Namebook, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a fuckin Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone 'likes' her photo and ya turn into a Pestbook! Scrapbook, Papbook catch the fuckin Clapbook, grab ya shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a fucking Lifebook! Watch it if ya married cos they'll nick ya fuckin Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Ya'll even be Facebooking in ya fuckin Sleepbook. love it! Future mother in law just shared this over Facebook. Remove her as your future mother-in-law immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Facebook, Slagbook, meet just to Shagbook, sneaking about but then ya get caughtbook. Guiltbook, Shamebook, not ya real Namebook, in ya photos ya gorgeous but really yr a Mongbook! Prankbook, Skankbook what a fuckin Crankbook. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Textbook, Sexbook, spying on your Exbook, someone 'likes' her photo and ya turn into a Pestbook! Scrapbook, Papbook catch the fuckin Clapbook, grab ya shitty iphone and add the shitty Appbook. Shitebook, Strifebook get a fucking Lifebook! Watch it if ya married cos they'll nick ya fuckin Wifebook! Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Ya'll even be Facebooking in ya fuckin Sleepbook. love it! Future mother in law just shared this over Facebook. Please reject her family request when it comes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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