roverthemoon Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Also hate the p***ks that go on about how much money they have, trying to show everyone how amazing they are. One guy, who emigrated to Australia, just boasted that he spend 1,400 aussie dollars last night, whilst a couple of weeks ago he was banging on about being able to afford 5 star hotels. Another person reckons theres "nothing better than being able to go to Edinburgh and come back a grand lighter!" Total c***s, get tae f**k. Nobody cares how much money you actually have, but using it to make you look quality makes you look like a moron. I'd delete them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I have 329 friends. And to be fair i've only got 5 or 6 folk im unsure of. Folk i don't even remember accepting but somehow ring a bell in my head. Gonna delete a few because their posts gets on my tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I'm on 177, I know about 165 of them. The rest are people who added me for the sole reason that I support Hibs, which I'm happy enough about. I used to hang about with a lot of different people in my teens and if many of them weren't complete morons and could actually work the internet then I'd likely have 250+. On top of that, I've played for plenty of football teams and with that the number could be much higher, although considering the volume of fandans in there I'm glad they haven't found me yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 All the "New year, new start!" patter is doing my head in just now. Agreed. Especially when one considers that these individuals will simply have another 12 months of social despair to look forward to. I find the people who moan about things are usually idle gobshites who have all the motivational bravado of a rotten turnip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 She has more chance with Prince 'Charmin', as she looks like shit. Tremendous. I have 239 Facebook friends. I've culled my list a couple of times before; should probably do it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 140 and it's alll people I know. I'd hate to have more than 200, so many people just talking absolute shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 705 just had a cull the other day when all i could read was watp or ynwa everywhere know everyone on it one way or another 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 There's nothing worse than people having FB "banter" with their parents, especially when it's between a guy and his mum. One guy on my FB says things like "my mum won't let me in the kitchen because she's making me a surprise, the suspense is killing me", and she'll reply by saying "tut tut, you'll just have to wait xx". They're practically flirting with eachother, it makes me fucking sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 ^^^ Oedipus ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 There's nothing worse than people having FB "banter" with their parents, especially when it's between a guy and his mum. One guy on my FB says things like "my mum won't let me in the kitchen because she's making me a surprise, the suspense is killing me", and she'll reply by saying "tut tut, you'll just have to wait xx". They're practically flirting with eachother, it makes me fucking sick. dunno sometimes some form of banter is acceptable, like when one of these stupid facebook apps gave this outcome to my mum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I've got 191 friends, talked to them all at Lear once, went to school or uni with most of them. Only got 5 or so I've never met, all from P&B funnily enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 There's nothing worse than people having FB "banter" with their parents, especially when it's between a guy and his mum. One guy on my FB says things like "my mum won't let me in the kitchen because she's making me a surprise, the suspense is killing me", and she'll reply by saying "tut tut, you'll just have to wait xx". They're practically flirting with eachother, it makes me fucking sick. I think it's pretty weird adding your parents tbh. I think my mum has it but I flat out told her not to bother because I wouldn't accept her. She also said she wouldn't want to add me or my sister, because she'd rather not know what we get up to. One of my mates has his dad on it and his dad owns him all the time. One status during the May exam time was a generic "studying is shit" type thing and his dad came on and asked him how he would know, not fantastic but it was pretty funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I have 143, only 5 or thereabouts of which i do not know in person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 62 of which only Adam + Laura Stevenson from here I have not met. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I think it's pretty weird adding your parents tbh. I think my mum has it but I flat out told her not to bother because I wouldn't accept her. She also said she wouldn't want to add me or my sister, because she'd rather not know what we get up to. The only family member I have as a Facebook friend is my cousin, and she was getting rejected for a year and a half until I gave in. My mum and dad are both blocked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 62 of which only Adam + Laura Stevenson from here I have not met. She didn't even turn up to her own birthday. Who the f**k does she think she is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 She didn't even turn up to her own birthday. Who the f**k does she think she is? Aye, cow that she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) I think it's pretty weird adding your parents tbh. I think my mum has it but I flat out told her not to bother because I wouldn't accept her. She also said she wouldn't want to add me or my sister, because she'd rather not know what we get up to. One of my mates has his dad on it and his dad owns him all the time. One status during the May exam time was a generic "studying is shit" type thing and his dad came on and asked him how he would know, not fantastic but it was pretty funny. I've got my Dad added and he can be quite funny at times. He doesn't really get that other people are reading the status so talks like he would normally talk to me, therefore offending at least 90% of my friends on Facebook. EDIT: Wunfellaff started his work's Christmas night out about ten hours before it was officially due to kick off, making the bloke an absolute hero in my eyes. Edited December 31, 2011 by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 EDIT: Wunfellaff started his work's Christmas night out about ten hours before it was officially due to kick off, making the bloke an absolute hero in my eyes. God bless the Seaforth opening at 9am is all I can say, I was a feckin mess! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 (edited) dunno sometimes some form of banter is acceptable, like when one of these stupid facebook apps gave this outcome to my mum I guess people can do what they like, but thanks to their cosy conversations I've imagined them eating food off eachother, and that's not something I ever want to do. I was waiting for him to say "what's for dessert xxxxx". I think it's pretty weird adding your parents tbh. I think my mum has it but I flat out told her not to bother because I wouldn't accept her. She also said she wouldn't want to add me or my sister, because she'd rather not know what we get up to. One of my mates has his dad on it and his dad owns him all the time. One status during the May exam time was a generic "studying is shit" type thing and his dad came on and asked him how he would know, not fantastic but it was pretty funny. My dad has FB, but we both agreed that it's best that we aren't friends on it. My auntie added me and I accepted through politeness, but there are times when I think twice about what I'm putting on it in case it reaches my mum. There's nothing better than someone's parents taking the piss out of them in front of their mates though. A mate of mine got picked up from the pub by his dad the other day, and the first thing he did was say "you look like a poof with that manbag. Always thought you were a gay". His humiliation was fantastic. Edited January 1, 2012 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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