Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Positive pregnancy tests. I don't care how happy you are about your news, you've just pissed on a stick, taken a photo and stuck it up on facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Fox News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Someone stuck up an album of them washing their car, and no it wasn't Jessica Simpson, it was a wee fat guy who also refers to his Peugeot as a "Pug"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Ned Nederlander's £750 kid is irritating. We had neighbours who spend £1500 one Christmas on their seven year old son. I say 'had' because their house was repossessed. I have no idea why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Been a few beheading videos recently, bit on BBC news about it. Disturbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 A bird I know won £1000 worth of flights from STA Travel on Facebook. Lucky bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Saw this on mine just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Needs less punctuation IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Saw this on mine just now. That "Marcus Bain" is top of my "people you might know", with 22 mutual friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 He seems like a guy with the knack of getting to the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Alcoholic denial syndrome ad naseum phew that was a rough Monday at work, spewed in the bogs and feel asleep twice. Not drinking again ever! Tuesday - think I'll start going to the gym. Probably go five times a week definitely Weds - Tough session at the gym, spent three hours lifting weights and cycled 50 miles Thursday - Can hardly walk, feeling terrible Friday - anyone out tonight? I'm just having one or two Saturday morning 4AM - waaaheeey fjfkgj4556jykl45gfg im wasted! Sat 6pm - still wasted Sunday 6pm - ooooft sair heid - not looking forward to work tomorrow Monday - never drinking again Every week it's like this - ffs get some moderation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Sometimes standing for what you believe means standing alone. Never truer words spoken My best mate just posted that. I`ve generally no fucking idea what it means, but lots of c***s seem to "like it" I`m concerned for his wellbeing, sounds like random pish a girl would post to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Some bellend on mine just posted: 'Absolutely love hive, just heading through now for the 4th nite in a row!!!' This made me a little bit angry for some reason. Fucking deleted ya p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 We are all Marcus Bain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Yaaay maccydees 4 tea tonight" "Omg wrong order, how can u fuk up so fukn badly" "Trying mcd's again tonyt, betta no fuk up" "Fukn Mongs 4got ma ketchup, lick ma manky ring" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Some guy who I (not unintentionally) haven't seen since school passed me in the car and then added me the other day. He then followed it up with a private mail: Hows it going? i never realised that you until you were nearly passed me Wtf am I supposed to say to that? Is that honestly all you have to say for the last 6 years? Also, there was a video of someone eating a pritt stick appeared on my newsfeed the other day. 10,000 likes. The world is full of morons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) Someone jumped off a bridge in Cumbernauld earlier in the week and some woman on my Mum's facebook wrote: "Think the guy who jumped off the bridge is dead, there's flowers at the scene'' :lol: Edited May 4, 2013 by ScottR96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Saw this on mine just now. I couldn't even understand that. Servery lacking in punctuation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Stand by for a load of hilarious 'Happy Star Wars Day' updates today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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