ScottR96 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) Someone jumped off a bridge in Cumbernauld earlier in the week and some woman on my Mum's facebook wrote: "Think the guy who jumped off the bridge is dead, there's flowers at the scene'' :lol: Edited May 4, 2013 by ScottR96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Saw this on mine just now. I couldn't even understand that. Servery lacking in punctuation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Stand by for a load of hilarious 'Happy Star Wars Day' updates today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Apologies if someone has already mentioned this but have you noticed that no one on facebook can spell paedophile, Ive seen many variations of this word peedofile peadofile peadophile (nearly there) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Apologies if someone has already mentioned this but have you noticed that no one on facebook can spell paedophile, Ive seen many variations of this word peedofile peadofile peadophile (nearly there) Oddly seen it spelt jimmy ken n Kevin recently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 People posting pics of diet coke bottles with their name on them. >_> Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 My best mate just posted that. I`ve generally no fucking idea what it means, but lots of c***s seem to "like it" I`m concerned for his wellbeing, sounds like random pish a girl would post to me. Song lyric. Hatebreed are good but their lyrics are fucking cringeworthy sometimes. "Yaaay maccydees 4 tea tonight" "Omg wrong order, how can u fuk up so fukn badly" "Trying mcd's again tonyt, betta no fuk up" "Fukn Mongs 4got ma ketchup, lick ma manky ring" Anyone who uses the term 'maccydees' should be put down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 There was a number of people on my FB (shortening words FTW) last week voicing (through typing) their disgust at Facebook of some video going around about some getting decapitated. Yes, it's Facebook's fault that you made the decision to watch said video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 (edited) spotted this pic today, looks like its in a hospital, my reply was If this is in a hospital, wtf is going on? Edited May 6, 2013 by rustyarabnuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 this is one of the replies i got on that pic "when you have a child, you would do anything, guess you don't have children ." WTF???? guess she never looked at my profile then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 One of my Facebook friends posted up her recently decorated room. decorating.jpg Reading through this thread in my latest defence against studying. Even funnier the 2nd time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 "You can choose ur friends but u cant choose ur family. So true " Thought that was fairly obvious, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 You get a load of VLs today talking about perving in the sun. "The suns ooot so get the tits ooot" Now I'm fine with checking someone out and but surely publicly broadcasting your intentions won't do you much good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Shut your pus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 And here was me thinking they didn't go for Vaccines in Wales. I'll get me cloak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Anyone else think that Marcus Bain could be one of P&B's very own? I certainly salute his clinical delivery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Anyone else think that Marcus Bain could be one of P&B's very own? I certainly salute his clinical delivery Next time I see him ill need to show him this thread/get him to join. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Alex Ferguson status', thanking him for all he's done at a club you've never seen live 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 "You can choose ur friends but u cant choose ur family. So true " Thought that was fairly obvious, no? Shows an ignorance of how the adoption process works! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 No gonna lie but I love mince & tatties !How? Is it social taboo now for people to enjoy a traditional Scottish meal? Up eh road! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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