gavin_3110 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Unemployed ned mothers having meltdowns about "the fuckin council!" as soon as it snows. Saw one on about how she was keeping her sprog at home tomorrow and having a "jammie day". A compelling argument for sterilisation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 "Getting on the bus and realising you've forgot your ear phones worst thing ever." What a simple world we live in if that's the worst thing ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Had this one this morning "Love that we pay the best part of £300 a month in council tax, yet when the gritter drives past our house it doesn't spread any grit yet leaves a pile at the top of the hill. Out gritting our own road again are we east Dumbartonshire council? U are truly rubbish. No chance I'll get up the hill otherwise." Now, why on earth would you tell facebook how much you pay in council tax? Unless you want the world to know you like in an expensive house? Seems the council should be gritting the high band council tax areas rather than the bus routes. Middle class w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Had this one this morning "Love that we pay the best part of £300 a month in council tax, yet when the gritter drives past our house it doesn't spread any grit yet leaves a pile at the top of the hill. Out gritting our own road again are we east Dumbartonshire council? U are truly rubbish. No chance I'll get up the hill otherwise." Now, why on earth would you tell facebook how much you pay in council tax? Unless you want the world to know you like in an expensive house? Seems the council should be gritting the high band council tax areas rather than the bus routes. Middle class w****r Without sounding like a mongo masel is there even such a thing as 'East DuMbartonshire Council'?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 And can you even pay £300 a month? The top banding is £3,105.40 which equates to £258.78 per month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 And can you even pay £300 a month? The top banding is £3,105.40 which equates to £258.78 per month. added arrears payments 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 And can you even pay £300 a month? The top banding is £3,105.40 which equates to £258.78 per month. My flat is in that banding :smugface: thank f**k for student exemption #amiright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Without sounding like a mongo masel is there even such a thing as 'East DuMbartonshire Council'?! Correct - if she pays her council tax to east dumbartonshire, it's no fucking wonder they don't grit her street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 And can you even pay £300 a month? The top banding is £3,105.40 which equates to £258.78 per month. You can pay over 10 months and get Feb and March free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Some wee guy pretending to be a council must be making a fortune every month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You'll all be pleased to know middle class w****r had her street gritted earlier on today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You'll all be pleased to know middle class w****r had her street gritted earlier on today."East Dumbartonshire Cooncil, we respond to your whining on social media " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You can pay over 10 months and get Feb and March free Me too. But my inner pedantry says that that's not £300 per month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You'll all be pleased to know middle class w****r had her street gritted earlier on today. Is this a euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 "Just heard a helicopter fly over my house. I didn't even know helicopters could fly at night. Anyone know what's going on?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 "Just heard a helicopter fly over my house. I didn't even know helicopters could fly at night. Anyone know what's going on?" Pesky laws of physics, only working during daylight hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Pesky laws of physics, only working during daylight hours. She's since qualified it to claim she meant "I've never heard a helicopter flying at night around here before." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I don't live in Glasgow but decided to support one of the old firm for no reason other than an ego boost and also so I can have something to project my feelings of hatred and insecurity onto. You really can't beat going to the pub instead of the game and drinking cheap tasteless lager and engaging in vacuous pointless drivel with fellow like minded morons. I've never been to church or Ireland but for some reason I always feel the need to sing songs about both and battles that happened hundreds of years ago after a few. If we get beat expect trouble because my ego can't handle it. ........Said no old firm fan ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I don't live in Glasgow but decided to support one of the old firm for no reason other than an ego boost and also so I can have something to project my feelings of hatred and insecurity onto. You really can't beat going to the pub instead of the game and drinking cheap tasteless lager and engaging in vacuous pointless drivel with fellow like minded morons. I've never been to church or Ireland but for some reason I always feel the need to sing songs about both and battles that happened hundreds of years ago after a few. If we get beat expect trouble because my ego can't handle it. ........Said no old firm fan ever. ^^^ Said every diddy fan ever in an attempt to improve their rep -12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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