Vanquinho. Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 A strong 2 days after getting together... Then I realised I am the only fucker from primary school that accepted the junkie witch's friend request. She has some proper weird outbursts though, so will be keeping it around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 A strong 2 days after getting together... Then I realised I am the only fucker from primary school that accepted the junkie witch's friend request. She has some proper weird outbursts though, so will be keeping it around. What does the initial post even say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) https://www.facebook.com/groups/1548137772107985/ SCOTTISH FOOTBALL BANTER WITHOUT THE OLD FIRM FANS Edited June 5, 2015 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Appropriate that she ends it with "know wat i mean" and a shiton of question marks as she has clearly been on the glue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Appropriate that she ends it with "know wat i mean" and a shiton of question marks as she has clearly been on the glue. Plot twist: that's a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Also, he liked his own post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Fucking hell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) It's aww kickin' oaf, lads.. Dunno why I'm bothering to cover the surnames, I really don't give a f**k about it. Edited June 6, 2015 by Vanquinho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Saturday morning posts of people taking a picture of a cocktail/pint/glass of wine with the tag line "so it begins..." What a wonderful life you have... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 It's aww kickin' oaf, lads.. Dunno why I'm bothering to cover the surnames, I really don't give a f**k about it. Especially considering in his declaration of everlasting love he uses both their surnames 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 The funniest bit is that she edited her first two posts, like she attempted to fix some sort of grammar error. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 I like the way they are tearing absolute fucking strips off each other in an embarrassingly public fashion but still manage to sign off with screeds of kisses and promises of eternal love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 These two could be the new darlings of P&B after we embraced Eugene Thunderc**t in the club photos thread. Send them a link, I've always wanted to learn a new language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 "Exsadurate". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 "Exsadurate". Was scrolling down to post the exact same thing Also, he used 'your' instead of 'you're' once too :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 The funniest bit is that she edited her first two posts, like she attempted to fix some sort of grammar error. It's heart-warming. The pair of hopeless romantics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Hang on I quoted the wrong post. Too drunk too fix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 "Exsadurate". That's magnificent I'm inspired to produce a top five list of incorrect word spellings by chavs on social media. 1. Discrace - Usually produced by female scheme goblins when the local "cooncil" won't give them a five bedroom house the instant the local dealer throws his muck up them. Frequently followed by a minimum of 20 exclamation marks. 2. Collage - This actually refers to a further education institution, not a form of artwork. 3. Rediculous - See the definition for #1 4. Vigilint - I've seen this a couple of times in posts warning the general public (ie her friends list) that there are three men driving about in a transit "looking at dogs" 5. Wiv - How much fucking harder would it have been to add the extra letter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I tried to read a few lines of each post but my brain melted and I gave up. Absolute fuckin mouldy word salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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