Boghead ranter Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) That's magnificent I'm inspired to produce a top five list of incorrect word spellings by chavs on social media. 1. Discrace - Usually produced by female scheme goblins when the local "cooncil" won't give them a five bedroom house the instant the local dealer throws his muck up them. Frequently followed by a minimum of 20 exclamation marks. 2. Collage - This actually refers to a further education institution, not a form of artwork. 3. Rediculous - See the definition for #1 4. Vigilint - I've seen this a couple of times in posts warning the general public (ie her friends list) that there are three men driving about in a transit "looking at dogs" 5. Wiv - How much fucking harder would it have been to add the extra letter? Lassie on mine uses 'ov' instead of 'of'. absolutely no saving of effort, but extra density implied.Or what about 'pacific' when meaning 'specific'? Edited June 7, 2015 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153369837822417&id=547497416 Warning, not for the faint hearted. I have one mutual friend with this person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Lassie on mine uses 'ov' instead of 'of'. absolutely no saving of effort, but extra density implied. Or what about 'pacific' when meaning 'specific'? I'd forgotten about that one. Superb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I tried to read a few lines of each post but my brain melted and I gave up. Absolute fuckin mouldy word salad.This, exactly this. If either of my kids start talking/typing in this type of drivel then I'll be banning Facebook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 That's magnificent I'm inspired to produce a top five list of incorrect word spellings by chavs on social media. 1. Discrace - Usually produced by female scheme goblins when the local "cooncil" won't give them a five bedroom house the instant the local dealer throws his muck up them. Frequently followed by a minimum of 20 exclamation marks. 2. Collage - This actually refers to a further education institution, not a form of artwork. 3. Rediculous - See the definition for #1 4. Vigilint - I've seen this a couple of times in posts warning the general public (ie her friends list) that there are three men driving about in a transit "looking at dogs" 5. Wiv - How much fucking harder would it have been to add the extra letter? Lots of morons seem to try to organize phsycic nights and still more go phsyco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153369837822417&id=547497416 Warning, not for the faint hearted. I have one mutual friend with this person "Dabberling" "Decant bloke" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 The funniest bit is that she edited her first two posts, like she attempted to fix some sort of grammatical error. Ftfy m9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jagfox Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Radgeness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 "ok dokey lemon Squeezy" :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 That boy managed to spell "premeditated" correctly. Not sure how he pulled that off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 That boy managed to spell "premeditated" correctly. Not sure how he pulled that off. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Plot twist: that's a guy. Sorry m9 didn't even notice. Must have sniffed too much of Jamie's glue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Loose instead of lose is one of the most common scheme goblin spelling mistakes. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Loose instead of lose is one of the most common scheme goblin spelling mistakes. *shudder* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Just had a quick swatch and remembered I have a friend who spells 'wean' as 'wein' and this annoys me greatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 It's aww kickin' oaf, lads.. What the fcuk am I looking at??? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. I'm ill right now, read that as 'farts' rather than 'finds'. I'm thinking of posting this hilarity to Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 That's magnificent I'm inspired to produce a top five list of incorrect word spellings by chavs on social media. 1. Discrace - Usually produced by female scheme goblins when the local "cooncil" won't give them a five bedroom house the instant the local dealer throws his muck up them. Frequently followed by a minimum of 20 exclamation marks. 2. Collage - This actually refers to a further education institution, not a form of artwork. 3. Rediculous - See the definition for #1 4. Vigilint - I've seen this a couple of times in posts warning the general public (ie her friends list) that there are three men driving about in a transit "looking at dogs" 5. Wiv - How much fucking harder would it have been to add the extra letter? Saw a screengrab of someone saying how much they liked McD's new "seizure" salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Saw a screengrab of someone saying how much they liked McD's new "seizure" salad. For real?! Jeez oh where do these people come from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Saw a screengrab of someone saying how much they liked McD's new "seizure" salad. Strangely apt, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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