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Bazza, you're a pretty slick mover. You'd be oblivious to these gremlins in a dancefloor scenario, such is the level of focus when the beat is going down.

This is true, Fifer. I'm a weapon dancer. You can bust out some moves youself, right enough. I've seen you get kicked out a club for endangering fellow groovers. Some might say that was due to the Klingon battle sword you were swinging around, but I reckon your fast feet and snake-like hips were a factor too.

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People with green depositories at the back of the tongue are revolting. What the actual f**k is it?

Most likely an underlying infection of some sort.

Edit: You can actually tell a lot from the colour of a persons tongue. That's why during check-ups the doctor will tell you to stick your tongue out. Useless fact of the day.

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Wid, widnae (pregnant), wid twice, wid, wid till the police kicked the door in and wid even though she has a dent in her forehead.

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I'd rattle them all until the neighbours complained about the smell. Including the one that's up the duff - she's not that pregnant.

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