weirdcal Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Now Benny I believe this to be a timposter on a sevco forum My 6 year old daughter's 1st cup final - her Point of View -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last season I decided to start taking my youngest to Ibrox given the low tension games and cheap prices. This year I got her a season ticket and she's hardly missed a home game. Sunday therefore was her very first cup final. All week she had been asking how many sleeps till the game and was bursting with excitement yesterday morning. She sang along with the Rangers tunes in the car on the way through to Easter Road and could have floated to the ground. This was also her first ever game away from Ibrox so it was extra special. When the teams came out she dropped her usual reserve and was belting out "we love you Rangers". Then the game started. Everyone was standing but she was happy enough to stand, assisted, on her seat to view the game. An early observation was that we weren't playing well, then she announced it was very boring. She was bemused by me mentioning we had two left backs playing and couldn't get her head round the concept. In the 2nd half she said, "Dad, I don't think the players have a plan for how to score a goal. Why would they go on the pitch before someone had given them a plan?" Then, "If the man with the sore leg is a left back and he can't play anymore why is the other man who is a left back not just playing where the man with the sore leg played? Why is the man with the beard going over to that side?" "Why do the players keep kicking the ball as hard and as high as they can up the park?" If a 6 year old can see it why can't the manager? In extra time she took it on herself to sing Every Other Saturday in the belief it would help Rangers score. At full time she was devastated and inconsolable. Proper big sobs with tears streaming down her face and said, "Rangers have broken my heart". Summed it up perfectly. or is it ???????? what kid says don't have a plan? jackanory is off the air isn't it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Poor made up child didn't stand a chance of a decent life. I can already tell she isn't made up university material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Now Benny I believe this to be a timposter on a sevco forum My 6 year old daughter's 1st cup final - her Point of View -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last season I decided to start taking my youngest to Ibrox given the low tension games and cheap prices. This year I got her a season ticket and she's hardly missed a home game. Sunday therefore was her very first cup final. All week she had been asking how many sleeps till the game and was bursting with excitement yesterday morning. She sang along with the Rangers tunes in the car on the way through to Easter Road and could have floated to the ground. This was also her first ever game away from Ibrox so it was extra special. When the teams came out she dropped her usual reserve and was belting out "we love you Rangers". Then the game started. Everyone was standing but she was happy enough to stand, assisted, on her seat to view the game. An early observation was that we weren't playing well, then she announced it was very boring. She was bemused by me mentioning we had two left backs playing and couldn't get her head round the concept. In the 2nd half she said, "Dad, I don't think the players have a plan for how to score a goal. Why would they go on the pitch before someone had given them a plan?" Then, "If the man with the sore leg is a left back and he can't play anymore why is the other man who is a left back not just playing where the man with the sore leg played? Why is the man with the beard going over to that side?" "Why do the players keep kicking the ball as hard and as high as they can up the park?" If a 6 year old can see it why can't the manager? In extra time she took it on herself to sing Every Other Saturday in the belief it would help Rangers score. At full time she was devastated and inconsolable. Proper big sobs with tears streaming down her face and said, "Rangers have broken my heart". Summed it up perfectly. or is it ???????? You didn't cut and paste the last bit ... "Mummy's eye looks really sore" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotfromFifehonest Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 It was a toss-up between posting this here or the "Let's All Laugh at Rangers" thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/07/why-it-is-time-ally-mccoist-saved-his-reputation-and-walked-away-from-rangers-4690779/ As if he still has any of his reputation left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Where it all began. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26927245 Thank you Sir David for destroying Old Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave.j Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/07/why-it-is-time-ally-mccoist-saved-his-reputation-and-walked-away-from-rangers-4690779/ As if he still has any of his reputation left. Derek McInness: Rangers Legend? I feel the word legend is used far too freely in that blog! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Derek McInness: Rangers Legend? I feel the word legend is used far too freely in that blog! I've not read it but you're right, he isn't. He was a bit part player for a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fotbawmad Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Where it all began. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26927245 Thank you Sir David for destroying Old Rangers. Lol, he would rather admit he was "duped" than being coerced into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Link "The home crowd at Ibrox".... Looks like Phil's going the full Leggo, there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 "The home crowd at Ibrox".... Looks like Phil's going the full Leggo, there. Everybody knows you never go "Full Leggo". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OFFS DUNDEE!! Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You didn't cut and paste the last bit ... "Mummy's eye looks really sore" Genuine laugh out loud post. Didn't expect that. Brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Link Please stop linking his pish. Thanks in advance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendarroch Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Please stop linking his pish. Thanks in advance. Go f**k yourself. I did think that after Mac Goebbels shamed Dhense so often - spectacularly so in February when Philthy couldn't blog for a while as he was off to an IRA rally - that he'd chuck it. But the soldier bhoy is as shameless as he his stupid. And he is very, very stupid. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I did think that after Mac Goebbels shamed Dhense so often - spectacularly so in February when Philthy couldn't blog for a while as he was off to an IRA rally - that he'd chuck it. But the soldier bhoy is as shameless as he his stupid. And he is very, very stupid. House! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Anyone else think Rangers will use McCoist to get one half of the fans to sign up for STs now and then move him upstairs so that they can hoover up the Ally-must-go half later? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 (edited) Go f**k yourself. Awww does the nasty man not like your hero? Lol....... Edited April 8, 2014 by bennett 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Please stop linking his pish. Thanks in advance. What Ned said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendarroch Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You're punctuation is atrocious but seeing as you're bear, it's perfect. You really couldn't make this up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You're punctuation is atrocious but seeing as you're bear, it's perfect. Phil McGillivan: "Back when he has managing Rangers his first competitive match in charge was easily his most important." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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