Bookies Love Me Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 When I was a kid I used to play a football game called Subbuteo with my brother. We had lots of little teams to use in games against each other. You could buy lots of extra bits'n'bobs to enhance the experience. A fence to put around the pitch, little floodlights for night time games, a little referee and linesmen and a wee figure with a suit and his arms folded to act as manager. He didn't do anything or influence the match very much. it has taken lots of years to put a name to that useless piece of plastic with his arms folded but I found out his name yesterday. Wrong. Bendy will pick you up for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 When I was a kid I used to play a football game called Subbuteo with my brother. We had lots of little teams to use in games against each other. You could buy lots of extra bits'n'bobs to enhance the experience. A fence to put around the pitch, little floodlights for night time games, a little referee and linesmen and a wee figure with a suit and his arms folded to act as manager. He didn't do anything or influence the match very much. it has taken lots of years to put a name to that useless piece of plastic with his arms folded but I found out his name yesterday. Ally's a plastic and a diddy. Whit a guy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I like to be reminded on occasion of how classy some of you c***s are. Rangers media, more likely to be one of your mob. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Rangers media, more likely to be one of your mob. Yeah there are no Rangers fans on there. I keep forgetting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotfromFifehonest Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Rangers media, more likely to be one of your mob. That or them dastardly Chelsea fans again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You don't like it when the shoes on the other foot Benny do ya... You have no problem posting screenshots from some of the nutjobs that frequent Celtic message boards like after Amsterdam or the Aberdeen cup game..so put up or shut up Eh? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Scum then, scum now, scum forever. A tad harsh on Claymores there, he's ok once you get to know him. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I don't know how I can put it any simpler for ya Benny... You were giving out about people posting nonsense from The rangers forums on P&B yet you have no problem posting nonsense from Celtic forums on P&B...What's good for the goose is good for the gander etc... Oh yeah and RAITH Can't recall directly posting anything from celtic forums but you never know. Still a pretty strange post from you. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Now Benny I believe this to be a timposter on a sevco forum My 6 year old daughter's 1st cup final - her Point of View -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last season I decided to start taking my youngest to Ibrox given the low tension games and cheap prices. This year I got her a season ticket and she's hardly missed a home game. Sunday therefore was her very first cup final. All week she had been asking how many sleeps till the game and was bursting with excitement yesterday morning. She sang along with the Rangers tunes in the car on the way through to Easter Road and could have floated to the ground. This was also her first ever game away from Ibrox so it was extra special. When the teams came out she dropped her usual reserve and was belting out "we love you Rangers". Then the game started. Everyone was standing but she was happy enough to stand, assisted, on her seat to view the game. An early observation was that we weren't playing well, then she announced it was very boring. She was bemused by me mentioning we had two left backs playing and couldn't get her head round the concept. In the 2nd half she said, "Dad, I don't think the players have a plan for how to score a goal. Why would they go on the pitch before someone had given them a plan?" Then, "If the man with the sore leg is a left back and he can't play anymore why is the other man who is a left back not just playing where the man with the sore leg played? Why is the man with the beard going over to that side?" "Why do the players keep kicking the ball as hard and as high as they can up the park?" If a 6 year old can see it why can't the manager? In extra time she took it on herself to sing Every Other Saturday in the belief it would help Rangers score. At full time she was devastated and inconsolable. Proper big sobs with tears streaming down her face and said, "Rangers have broken my heart". Summed it up perfectly. or is it ???????? what kid says don't have a plan? jackanory is off the air isn't it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Poor made up child didn't stand a chance of a decent life. I can already tell she isn't made up university material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Now Benny I believe this to be a timposter on a sevco forum My 6 year old daughter's 1st cup final - her Point of View -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last season I decided to start taking my youngest to Ibrox given the low tension games and cheap prices. This year I got her a season ticket and she's hardly missed a home game. Sunday therefore was her very first cup final. All week she had been asking how many sleeps till the game and was bursting with excitement yesterday morning. She sang along with the Rangers tunes in the car on the way through to Easter Road and could have floated to the ground. This was also her first ever game away from Ibrox so it was extra special. When the teams came out she dropped her usual reserve and was belting out "we love you Rangers". Then the game started. Everyone was standing but she was happy enough to stand, assisted, on her seat to view the game. An early observation was that we weren't playing well, then she announced it was very boring. She was bemused by me mentioning we had two left backs playing and couldn't get her head round the concept. In the 2nd half she said, "Dad, I don't think the players have a plan for how to score a goal. Why would they go on the pitch before someone had given them a plan?" Then, "If the man with the sore leg is a left back and he can't play anymore why is the other man who is a left back not just playing where the man with the sore leg played? Why is the man with the beard going over to that side?" "Why do the players keep kicking the ball as hard and as high as they can up the park?" If a 6 year old can see it why can't the manager? In extra time she took it on herself to sing Every Other Saturday in the belief it would help Rangers score. At full time she was devastated and inconsolable. Proper big sobs with tears streaming down her face and said, "Rangers have broken my heart". Summed it up perfectly. or is it ???????? You didn't cut and paste the last bit ... "Mummy's eye looks really sore" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotfromFifehonest Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 It was a toss-up between posting this here or the "Let's All Laugh at Rangers" thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/07/why-it-is-time-ally-mccoist-saved-his-reputation-and-walked-away-from-rangers-4690779/ As if he still has any of his reputation left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Where it all began. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26927245 Thank you Sir David for destroying Old Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave.j Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/07/why-it-is-time-ally-mccoist-saved-his-reputation-and-walked-away-from-rangers-4690779/ As if he still has any of his reputation left. Derek McInness: Rangers Legend? I feel the word legend is used far too freely in that blog! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Derek McInness: Rangers Legend? I feel the word legend is used far too freely in that blog! I've not read it but you're right, he isn't. He was a bit part player for a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fotbawmad Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Where it all began. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26927245 Thank you Sir David for destroying Old Rangers. Lol, he would rather admit he was "duped" than being coerced into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Link "The home crowd at Ibrox".... Looks like Phil's going the full Leggo, there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 "The home crowd at Ibrox".... Looks like Phil's going the full Leggo, there. Everybody knows you never go "Full Leggo". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OFFS DUNDEE!! Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You didn't cut and paste the last bit ... "Mummy's eye looks really sore" Genuine laugh out loud post. Didn't expect that. Brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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