The_Kincardine Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Quick question to The Mods. Is there a way we can take a snapshot of the past 40 or so posts and pin it as a warning to new posters? Just look at the fucking nick of the diddies on here. What a state to get yourselves in. -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Dodd Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Awe diddums. Do you need a suck on mummy's tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Dodd Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Roses are red Violets are blue Novo is a c**t The_Arsehole is too... Very snappy sir. Rolls off the tongue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Quick question to The Mods. Is there a way we can take a snapshot of the past 40 or so posts and pin it as a warning to new posters? Just look at the fucking nick of the diddies on here. What a state to get yourselves in. Kincardine you complain and curse You just doesn't enjoy all this verse But don't you get stressed It's "simply the jest" This all could be so much worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Excuse me, I beg your pardon Won't someone think of The_Kincardine? His tears he must dry He cannot but cry While Coisty is digging his garden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete's Frontier Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 And now a traditional musical interlude, ♫ "Swally in the garden, the garden the garden, Swally in the garden, the cheeky chappy lier..." ♫ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Quick question to The Mods. Is there a way we can take a snapshot of the past 40 or so posts and pin it as a warning to new posters? Just look at the fucking nick of the diddies on here. What a state to get yourselves in. Lolz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beermonkey Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Quick question to The Mods. Is there a way we can take a snapshot of the past 40 or so posts and pin it as a warning to new posters? Just look at the fucking nick of the diddies on here. What a state to get yourselves in. What an arsehole this guy is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (To the tune of Fog on the Tyne) ♫ f**k off Kincardine you swine you swine f**k off Kincardine you swine ♫ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingrodent Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) These Rangers fans' posts Are quite whiny and girny. Looks like somebody's Not enjoying the Journey. Edited February 15, 2015 by flyingrodent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuoAnLai Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Craig and Charles went up the stairs And Criagy taped the meeting They trousered almost all the cash Now Sevco fans are greeting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuoAnLai Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) A couple of weeks late... Fair fa, your lying sleekit face New chieftain o' the Sevco race Aboon then a' yet tak your place Murray, Green, Whyte Weel are ye wordy o' a grace Yer club's in shite Mike Ashley's pockets now ye fill He owns the stores and locks the till He pays yer wages at least until The cash runs dry While thro' fans eyes the tears distill They can but cry His knife see trusted Derek dight Did cut you up wi ready sleight Trenching your gushing entrails bright Like ony ditch And then, O what a glorious sight Mike Ashley's rich So Sevco fans they stretch and strive Outside the Big Hoose on they drive Till a' their weel-swalled kytes belyve Are bent like drums The Sons of Struth, their club deprived Like homeless bums And over in his French chateau We offer him a wry 'chapeau' The bold Sir Green with spivs in tow They'll take a charge Looks down wi sneering, scornfu glow His hands still large Poor devil! Crying owre his sash As feckles as wither'd rash His bowler hat sits in the trash His nieve a nit His Clumpany has got no cash It's in the shit But mark Mike Ashley's CEO The trembling fans will watch him go Put Ally on gard'ning leave and so He'll tak their money An diddy clubs will point and know It's awful funny Ye Powers wha mhak the SFA And SPFL powerless be Auld Scotland wants nae cheating fae One club wi' dangers But, if ye wish her gratefu' say RIP Rangers Edited February 15, 2015 by LuoAnLai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 What a vile club , threats and attacks on their own board. And throwing missiles at Hibs fans just 5 minutes after trying to take to moral high ground over a rangers fan being hit by a bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowden0 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 A couple of weeks late... Fair fa, your lying sleekit face New chieftain o' the Sevco race Aboon then a' yet tak your place Murray, Green, Whyte Weel are ye wordy o' a grace Yer club's in shite Mike Ashley's pockets now ye fill He owns the stores and locks the till He pays yer wages at least until The cash runs dry While thro' fans eyes the tears distill They can but cry His knife see trusted Derek dight Did cut you up wi ready sleight Trenching your gushing entrails bright Like ony ditch And then, O what a glorious sight Mike Ashley's rich So Sevco fans they stretch and strive Outside the Big Hoose on they drive Till a' their weel-swalled kytes belyve Are bent like drums The Sons of Struth, their club deprived Like homeless bums And over in his French chateau We offer him a wry 'chapeau' The bold Sir Green with spivs in tow They'll take a charge Looks down wi sneering, scornfu glow His hands still large Poor devil! Crying owre his sash As feckles as wither'd rash His bowler hat sits in the trash His nieve a nit His Clumpany has got no cash It's in the shit But mark Mike Ashley's CEO The trembling fans will watch him go Put Ally on gard'ning leave and so He'll tak their money An diddy clubs will point and know It's awful funny Ye Powers wha mhak the SFA And SPFL powerless be Auld Scotland wants nae cheating fae One club wi' dangers But, if ye wish her gratefu' say RIP Rangers Truly wonderful fae the bard o the BRALT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 It was nice to see that Tedi, The_Arsehole and the gang spent Valentines night venting their bigoted hatred on the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Have been tuned out for a couple of days. Are The Rangers still with us? Have they found a venue for the EGM yet? A maquee on Clapham Common perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 The notion that 'Scottish fitbaw needs Rangers' is a pretty simple one: Football needs arses on seats** and needs fans to support/admire/buy replica shite/go to pubs etc. You acknowledge that this is true. You said so much in the paragraph that I quoted. As to your italicised 'need' well you're again doing the diddy thing of thinking Scottish football would be much better off if we took most fans out of the equation***. In sum, you want fewer teams and fewer fans so that Scottish football's geegaws can be shared around an ever-smaller number of teams with an ever-reducing income. Most of what's left of Scottish Football have survived for over 100 years without seeing hide-nor-hair of the Old Firm. Indeed, even when we were in the Top Flight the Old Firm combined were only worth around 1000 more bums on seats over the entire season than those terminal diddies Inverness and St Mirren were. And of course those matches cost less to police and steward. And let's not pretend that the diddies put their prices up when the Old Firm rumbled into town, Falkirk certainly didn't but the Old Firm themselves did ! The real irony with your post though is that Rangers enjoyed 40 odd thousand arses on seats for every single home game ... and still went tits-up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Fourth option - SpartansSpot on.The only ones to emerge with any credit at all from the whole "what do we do about Sevco" were Stranraer, for putting forward the idea that they should not have been admitted to the SFL at all. Unfortunately, the other chairmen saw money, and a few didn't even want to wait a couple of seasons for them to get promoted to the 1st. It's actually quite satisfying that Morton will miss out on playing them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenockRover Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 A couple of weeks late... Fair fa, your lying sleekit face New chieftain o' the Sevco race Aboon then a' yet tak your place Murray, Green, Whyte Weel are ye wordy o' a grace Yer club's in shite Mike Ashley's pockets now ye fill He owns the stores and locks the till He pays yer wages at least until The cash runs dry While thro' fans eyes the tears distill They can but cry His knife see trusted Derek dight Did cut you up wi ready sleight Trenching your gushing entrails bright Like ony ditch And then, O what a glorious sight Mike Ashley's rich So Sevco fans they stretch and strive Outside the Big Hoose on they drive Till a' their weel-swalled kytes belyve Are bent like drums The Sons of Struth, their club deprived Like homeless bums And over in his French chateau We offer him a wry 'chapeau' The bold Sir Green with spivs in tow They'll take a charge Looks down wi sneering, scornfu glow His hands still large Poor devil! Crying owre his sash As feckles as wither'd rash His bowler hat sits in the trash His nieve a nit His Clumpany has got no cash It's in the shit But mark Mike Ashley's CEO The trembling fans will watch him go Put Ally on gard'ning leave and so He'll tak their money An diddy clubs will point and know It's awful funny Ye Powers wha mhak the SFA And SPFL powerless be Auld Scotland wants nae cheating fae One club wi' dangers But, if ye wish her gratefu' say RIP Rangers Quite brilliant :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 While the incident may be used to highlight the dangers of playing top flight football in Scotland on Friday evenings Top flight you say......??? Surely some mistake there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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