D.A.F.C Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 One thing about blast zone stadium is the location. Other than a shitey McDonald's there's nothing. Walking down the hill to cross a road next to a purpose built stadium without a crossing then a brand new car park full of mud and potholes that people actually pay to use. Then you get frisked to go into a stand full of Dunfermlines finest selection of neds shouting at a few old men and wee boys who couldn't care less. What a fucking shite football stadium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potted hOuGh Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 1 minute ago, D.A.F.C said: One thing about blast zone stadium is the location. Other than a shitey McDonald's there's nothing. Walking down the hill to cross a road next to a purpose built stadium without a crossing then a brand new car park full of mud and potholes that people actually pay to use. Then you get frisked to go into a stand full of Dunfermlines finest selection of neds shouting at a few old men and wee boys who couldn't care less. What a fucking shite football stadium. Wooft, lock n load, both barrels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 One thing about blast zone stadium is the location. Other than a shitey McDonald's there's nothing. Walking down the hill to cross a road next to a purpose built stadium without a crossing then a brand new car park full of mud and potholes that people actually pay to use. Then you get frisked to go into a stand full of Dunfermlines finest selection of neds shouting at a few old men and wee boys who couldn't care less. What a fucking shite football stadium."Blast zone" sounds cool as f**k tho I am sure youl agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 "Blast zone" sounds cool as f**k tho I am sure youl agree.Form a company making incontinence pants. Brand it "Blast Zone".Sell them internationally. Get Billy Connolly all over your marketing campaign with the patented quick release ankle straps.Make millions and have TFS rebranded as Blast Zone Arena.And for fcks sake build that extra stand and use the leftover change to have some pikeys tarmac your car park.Go into business with billionaire Elon Musk and have him get his engineers to create a forcefield dome to protect attendees from any accidents at the refinery. If this goes awry, prepare for him to call you a paedo all over social media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 4 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: One thing about blast zone stadium is the location. Other than a shitey McDonald's there's nothing. Walking down the hill to cross a road next to a purpose built stadium without a crossing then a brand new car park full of mud and potholes that people actually pay to use. Then you get frisked to go into a stand full of Dunfermlines finest selection of neds shouting at a few old men and wee boys who couldn't care less. What a fucking shite football stadium. It's nice not having pigeons shitting on you and girders in your way though. If there was a pub across the road instead of a fire station, TFS would be fine. Only reason I would build a fourth stand would be to stick all the whinging b*****ds from the main stand in. Not sure I'd even face it towards the pitch. Doubt they'd even notice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 That's a fair point. Someone seriously needs to clean up the far stairwell in the Norrie. It's utterly disgusting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Form a company making incontinence pants. Brand it "Blast Zone". Sell them internationally. Get Billy Connolly all over your marketing campaign with the patented quick release ankle straps. Make millions and have TFS rebranded as Blast Zone Arena. And for fcks sake build that extra stand and use the leftover change to have some pikeys tarmac your car park. Go into business with billionaire Elon Musk and have him get his engineers to create a forcefield dome to protect attendees from any accidents at the refinery. If this goes awry, prepare for him to call you a paedo all over social media. Build fourth stand, put away fans in it, blast zone be damned. Annoying anyway, as it s a theoretical blast zone from a facility that Zenica never built. The way Scottish football is going way don't need one. Only way we would, is if the zoning was lifter, allowing us to put a gym and offices underneath it to make it affordable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Build fourth stand, put away fans in it, blast zone be damned. Annoying anyway, as it s a theoretical blast zone from a facility that Zenica never built. The way Scottish football is going way don't need one. Only way we would, is if the zoning was lifter, allowing us to put a gym and offices underneath it to make it affordable. You mean you don't have your own gym at the stadium? Awww, bless. [emoji14] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 50 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: You mean you don't have your own gym at the stadium? Awww, bless. We do, but it's for the players only. Elite, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Do we still employ someone to shoot the pigeons or is that a bit un-PC these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Go into business with billionaire Elon Musk and have him get his engineers to create a forcefield dome to protect attendees from any accidents at the refinery.But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 We do, but it's for the players only. Elite, like. As is ours... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 14 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: We do, but it's for the players only. Elite, like. As is ours... Good for you. Not sure what your original point was, unless... Nah, someone of your caliber wouldn't fail an attempted whoosh, would they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Do we still employ someone to shoot the pigeons or is that a bit un-PC these days? If you've got a licence to shoot them, it's fine, just don't go full pikey and do it without one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: If you've got a licence to shoot them, it's fine, just don't go full pikey and do it without one. Oh I'm sure our pigeon-shooter was fully legit. No way would we get involved in anything dodgy. IIRC our old stadium announcer was a pest control person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Oh I'm sure our pigeon-shooter was fully legit. No way would we get involved in anything dodgy. IIRC our old stadium announcer was a pest control person. Maybe the reason you still have pigeons is he was only shooting 1 out of 10 and charging you all of them? The irony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Maybe the reason you still have pigeons is he was only shooting 1 out of 10 and charging you all of them? The irony. I thought it would be more apt if he was shooting 0% of them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P475 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, DeeBairn said: Maybe the reason you still have pigeons is he was only shooting 1 out of 10 and charging you all of them? The irony. A bit like your team last season then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, P475 said: A bit like your team last season then. 10% conversion would have been great last season, tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potted hOuGh Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: That's a fair point. Someone seriously needs to clean up the far stairwell in the Norrie. It's utterly disgusting Getting done this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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