scottsdad Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 These ultrasonic things are useless. This morning saw another mouse darting across my kitchen floor. If I wasn't barefoot at the time I would have stomped it. Our neighbour, after Christmas, threw his tree in to his front garden for a few weeks, then transferred it to the boot of one of his (three) cars. Now? It's still there, all brown. Car hasn't turned a wheel in months. Really grating on me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Our neighbour, after ChristmasFunny name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Our neighbour, after Christmas Funny name. Decent enough for Santa's mistress, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Decent enough for Santa's mistress, though. ...Christmas comes but once a year... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 In fairness, you probably didn't make the best impression by turning up at their bedroom windae with the video camera. But isnt that how you greet all new neighbours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 As I was moving into my first house, the neighbours knocked on my door and asked me if they could have a cup of sugar. I laughed and thought they were joking. They were deadly serious! Real life minks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Found out neighbours are basically fucked and looking to move ASAP due to their disabilities getting worse. I had a conversation two years ago with them and suggested a ground floor flat. Instead they've been effectively prisoners upstairs since then and ruining my sleep every night to let their dog out after midnight. Feel bad for them but also annoyed at their stupidity for persevering with a no win situation. They've been on really heavy duty pain killers so this probably explains their mentalness. Should be over soon, thank feck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Found out neighbours are basically fucked and looking to move ASAP due to their disabilities getting worse. I had a conversation two years ago with them and suggested a ground floor flat. Instead they've been effectively prisoners upstairs since then and ruining my sleep every night to let their dog out after midnight. Feel bad for them but also annoyed at their stupidity for persevering with a no win situation. They've been on really heavy duty pain killers so this probably explains their mentalness. Should be over soon, thank feck. "Accidental oberdose" eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Shit, rumbled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 But isnt that how you greet all new neighbours? Aye, but I keep my pants on for that extra touch of class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Classy guy ^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Speak to her. Whoever is doing her work might(might) offer to fix the damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Not so much an evil neighbour, but the auld dear in the flat above has been having work done, come home tonight to find several cracks in my ceiling, she stays alone and is quite a nice wee woman, the only issue I have with her is that she has the telly blaring cos she's a bit corn beef. Don't know what to do we have a common buildings policy, do I need to let her know if I'm putting a claim in? I think you may find there's a big excess on the Policy. You'll have to argue who's going to pay that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Not so much an evil neighbour, but the auld dear in the flat above has been having work done, come home tonight to find several cracks in my ceiling, she stays alone and is quite a nice wee woman, the only issue I have with her is that she has the telly blaring cos she's a bit corn beef. Don't know what to do we have a common buildings policy, do I need to let her know if I'm putting a claim in? Was it a face lift or her tits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 , but the auld dear in the flat above WID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Not really evil, but the neighbours we share a wall with have had the builders in today to renovate. Went to work this morning and discovered a hole through the wall in the downstairs hallway. Popped in next door to see the builders, who looked a bit abashed and said they "hoped we'd have fixed that up before you noticed" Potential for evil is still high, I guess, as the hole was still there when I came home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 ^^^ glory hole type post IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 They knocked a whole brick out, so the girth would be fine, but the wall appears to be two bricks thick, and I'm not John Holmes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Whatever you say, Bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Same flat as above - the upstairs neighbour when we moved in was..."staunch", I suppose you'd say. Union flags draped out of the windows, pipe and drum music at full blast 24/7, the whole shebang. Spent his days hanging out the windows screaming the foulest sectarian abuse I've ever heard at anybody that happened to be passing. Did a nice line in aggressive racism too, as I discovered when I ended up on the same bus as him and a wee Pakistani gentleman. He hadn't previously made this guy's acquaintance, but felt quite comfortable singing songs about his negative views on Pakistanis and immigrants in general, before getting up and screaming abuse in the guys ear from about a foot away. Three weeks later, he was gone. Apparently he'd been a problem for the council for so long that they had him shipped out to another council area. Who gave him a nice three-bedroom house You could have just saved time and said the guy was a Sevco fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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