The Real Saints Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 5000 posts are also pretty close to being within my grasp. It is a particularly emotional time for me, as I was a finger's breadth away from the milestone a couple of years ago, but Div then had a P&B 'clearout' and I lost most of my posts. I never thought that I'd be able to lift myself from that psychological blow, but here I am. Ready to party hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) 5000 posts are also pretty close to being within my grasp. It is a particularly emotional time for me, as I was a finger's breadth away from the milestone a couple of years ago, but Div then had a P&B 'clearout' and I lost most of my posts. I never thought that I'd be able to lift myself from that psychological blow, but here I am. Ready to party hard. Triumph over adversity for sure, TRS. Div may be skilled in the ways of running websites but he's clearly some kind of demented party-pooper. If he turns up later we should fall silent and pretend we're not in until he leaves and goes back to whatever horror bald St Mirren fans with websites call their daily routine. If he starts throwing his cyber-boss weight around we'll start a splinter website where football takes a back seat to hip hop, German porn and the unlikely aural delight of combining the two together. Wu Tang killer bees - we're on the porn. Edited July 5, 2012 by dundeebarry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Read the last few pages... Wut? *backs away to obscurity* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 <<<<< Eating a bacon roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 One thing I regret not doing on my travels is going to see futba while I was in various places I probably could've done. A mate of mine I went and met in Guatemala a few years back attended a derby match of some description with some local lads he made friends with. Said it was fucking brilliant. When the teams came out the place erupted in fireworks, smokebombs and noise. By the time the smoke cleared and every c**t settled down to "here, let's watch the game" levels it was approaching half time. When his adopted team scored early in the second half there was bedlam more fitting of a revolutionary riot than a lower league local match. Gutted I missed it. Out the group of half a dozen boys who were to attend they had to draw straws to see who went three hours early to reserve a space on the terracing. It filled up early, hit fever pitch and stayed that way. My pal said it was like being in a tribe about to go to war or something. Plus they were all battering into coke, weed and beer, which probably gave it an additional edge. Crikey, that sounds like the sort of chaos I'd expect to hear (or make-up) from the much vaunted Boneyard, but without the cannibalism. The cannibalism was in the second half wasn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I read an article about the MLS recently and the most mental club award has to go to Portland Timbers. Not for giving a wage to the waddling waste of oxygen Kris Boyd, but because prior to their home games they trundle an enormous tree trunk out on the pitch and this massive dude dressed as a lumberjack wanders on and ceremonially cuts it into chunks with a giant chainsaw. Puts your eleven year olds with pompoms dancing badly and squeaking into perspective really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I read an article about the MLS recently and the most mental club award has to go to Portland Timbers. Not for giving a wage to the waddling waste of oxygen Kris Boyd, but because prior to their home games they trundle an enormous tree trunk out on the pitch and this massive dude dressed as a lumberjack wanders on and ceremonially cuts it into chunks with a giant chainsaw. Puts your eleven year olds with pompoms dancing badly and squeaking into perspective really. Is it not something to do with when they score a goal? Obviously the chainsaw has started to rust since big boydy joined! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 The cannibalism was in the second half wasn't it? Like getting the subbies on to replace weary legs and fucking off early because your team's shite and you could do with a fag, cannibalism is very much a second half activity, J. Rare to see man eating another man's flesh during the first half at the futba, even at the famed terror dome SUPER DUNDONIAN NIGHTMARE call home, The Boneyard. The first half's all about mass tribal drumming and trying to keep Kamala under control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Like getting the subbies on to replace weary legs and fucking off early because your team's shite and you could do with a fag, cannibalism is very much a second half activity, J. Rare to see man eating another man's flesh during the first half at the futba, even at the famed terror dome SUPER DUNDONIAN NIGHTMARE call home, The Boneyard. The first half's all about mass tribal drumming and trying to keep Kamala under control. Aye, it's tradition, and as we all know and appreciate, you don't mess with tradition. Luckily (not so much for him) I'm pretty sure Kamala has the same propensity for walking as David Murray these days (he's got no legs), so controlling him should be a slightly easier task, added bonus of extra hands on the bongos too, and tribesmen fucking love bongos, especially mental Dundonian ones. Every c***s winning here - except Kamala obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 <<<<< Eating a bacon roll. ^^^ Scrambling for eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) ^^^ Scrambling for eggs. ^^^ Stealing my yolkes. Edited July 5, 2012 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 ^^^ Stealing my yolkes. ^^^ Milking it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Is it Detroit fans that throw the squid onto the ice in the NHL? Yes. It's a "good luck" tradition of some sort. The best "let's hurl something weird on the playing surface" attempts are, in my opinion: 1. A pig's head - Barca fans getting Luis Figo telt about the whole signing for Real thing. 2. A moped - Inter Milan (I think) fans chucked one out the stand at the San Siro. No idea why. No. 2 has to be the winner. How did they get that through the turnstile? You can't get a moped in under your jacket. (Prove me wrong, Mythbusters. Prove me wrong). You can't get a tin of juice in Dens, yet Inter fans are somehow getting mopeds in? Crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Yes. It's a "good luck" tradition of some sort. The best "let's hurl something weird on the playing surface" attempts are, in my opinion: 1. A pig's head - Barca fans getting Luis Figo telt about the whole signing for Real thing. 2. A moped - Inter Milan (I think) fans chucked one out the stand at the San Siro. No idea why. No. 2 has to be the winner. How did they get that through the turnstile? You can't get a moped in under your jacket. (Prove me wrong, Mythbusters. Prove me wrong). You can't get a tin of juice in Dens, yet Inter fans are somehow getting mopeds in? Crazy. Sure I read that there are large proportions of the San Siro controlled by the Ultras groups who have their own members on the turnstiles. Crazy stuff! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 ^^^ Milking it ^^^ Udderly ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) Yes. It's a "good luck" tradition of some sort. The best "let's hurl something weird on the playing surface" attempts are, in my opinion: 1. A pig's head - Barca fans getting Luis Figo telt about the whole signing for Real thing. 2. A moped - Inter Milan (I think) fans chucked one out the stand at the San Siro. No idea why. No. 2 has to be the winner. How did they get that through the turnstile? You can't get a moped in under your jacket. (Prove me wrong, Mythbusters. Prove me wrong). You can't get a tin of juice in Dens, yet Inter fans are somehow getting mopeds in? Crazy. We threw on Davie Dodds on quite a number of occasions. Weird yes, but don't know if it counts. Edit to add: anyone in Fairbairn street with a moped better lock it up before the friendly. Edited July 5, 2012 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 We threw on Davie Dodds on quite a number of occasions. Weird yes, but don't know if it counts. He's surely the weirdest thing launched in order to play an active role in the proceedings. United fans' claims of dominance in the city fall down at the "Who's ugliest?" stage every single time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 The Moped story is entirely legit, its on Youtube, innit? Absolutely mental, I'd love to get more involved in Italian football, but I just don't fancy getting stabbed in the arse. Glad this thread got saved from the introspective shite a few pages ago, well played lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) Yes. It's a "good luck" tradition of some sort. The best "let's hurl something weird on the playing surface" attempts are, in my opinion: 1. A pig's head - Barca fans getting Luis Figo telt about the whole signing for Real thing. 2. A moped - Inter Milan (I think) fans chucked one out the stand at the San Siro. No idea why. No. 2 has to be the winner. How did they get that through the turnstile? You can't get a moped in under your jacket. (Prove me wrong, Mythbusters. Prove me wrong). You can't get a tin of juice in Dens, yet Inter fans are somehow getting mopeds in? Crazy. Be an absolute c**t to carry up aw those stairs. Assuming they threw it from a height rather than from the front of the stand whicj would be shite. Perharps they rode it up? Not sure how mopeds deal with concrete stairs. So many questions that, ultimately, we may never answer. Can picture the scene at a stadium in scotland. Officer : Any knives, fireworks or other illegal objects? Fan : Naw sir, just the moped. Officer : Charge on then Edited July 5, 2012 by Aufc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 http://www.ultras-tifo.net/crazy-things-thrown-on-the-pitch.html Fill yir boots lads, the pigs head & scooter are indeed right up there. I`m sure the greats of P&B could come up with the reasons behind the dildo`s in Argentina... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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