TheScarf Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 I hated you, I loved you too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Europe, conspiracy theories, what happens if you just east crisps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 Has it got a kite mark?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 "I can read you like a book. And not a very good book, and certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read." ^Everyone on the thread should be wheeling that beauty out every time someone tries and fails to skill-move past them on FIFA. Probably going to reactivate my Xbox Live subscription specifically to do this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 Menacing things come in large packages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 TV and Film Forum for this pish I suppose, but this never gets old: Nup. For one thing, Partridge left TV (TV didn't leave him, no matter what anyone says) for radio, and more recently, digital radio. For another, he's a published author and motivational speaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Probably going to reactivate my Xbox Live subscription specifically to do this. I said that quote relentlessly to everyone I came in contact with for about 3 weeks. As you could imagine it became pretty tiresome to others very quickly, but I still thought it was absolutely hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recharged Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Minor woman's whiplash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 My mum has the radio on in the next room. Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell just came on. Tremendous scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stainrod's Fedora Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Accidental Partridge on Twitter well worth a look. Some belters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Smell my cheese, you mother! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 I am your Patrol Leader! I am your Patrol Leader! I am your Patrol Leader! I am your Patrol Leader! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 The 'needles to say, I took drugs' episode was on last night. Cracking! Crackling? Do you shave your crackling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stainrod's Fedora Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 "Alan, I love you." "Thanks a lot." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Doesn't matter. She can have fish No she won't eat that either Oh forget it!. You people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 South African businessman episode was on last night, so many classic lines. I'm not a peadophile Alan! Alan you caaaant! Well there's no need for that. Lynn, go nuclear! Alan goes into the house to check on Michael: Alan: Hello, Michael. Do you want to be on your own? Michael: Oh, no. Fine, it’s nice. Have a bit of company, you know. Keep the demons at bay. Alan: I was just thinking, actually. Could you imagine if we were the last two peole on earth, camped out up here? Michael: Oh, aye! We’d have to breed! Alan: Yeah. I think I’d prefer to adopt. Men can these days. Michael: I’d adopt a greyhound. Coz the last one I had was right clever you know. Alan: Yeah, if they were that clever they would know that thing that they chase after, isn’t a rabbit. Michael: Mind you, you know, if this fireplace conference gans well you could get yourself a helicopter. Alan: Yeah, I’d love to fly a helicopter. There’s no doubt about it, Michael, the world’s getting smaller. Michael: Aye, that’s global warming. Alan: No, that’s something different. I’d just like to fly a helicopter all around Norfolk. You know, swoop down over a field. Scare a donkey so that it falls into a river. Hover over one of those annoying families that go on holidays on bikes. And shout at them “get out of the area!” and watch them panic! Michael: Me, I’d have an Apache attack helicopter. Alan: Oh, great. Michael: I’d gan back to school. First I’d take out the labs. And then I’d type into the attck computer “Mr Cragg, chemistry teacher”, blow him to bits! Alan: Yeah, I know the feeling. Michael: Then I’d gan looking for Tom Donaldson.. I’d be hovering, just doon the road from his hoose, there. And he’s see us, but I’d duck down behind the trees. And he’s thinks he’s safe, right. And he’s just about to put his key in the front door, and I’d come up from behind the hedge “Hello, you b*****d!”. He panics, right. And he gans in the hoose. So I get the 30mm canon, and I take out the fish pond. Koi carp in there, £20 each, right. And then, I’ll just tilt the helicopter over to one side, and the machine gun bullets are chewing up the drive, right. He comes oot “Oh no! not me Triumph Stag, I’ve just had it resprayed!”. I cut it right in half, right. And then he gans “Aaarrgh!”, and he runs up on the garage roof. I say “Right, this if for you, Tom” he goes “No, no!”. He’s beggin us, he’s begging us, man. “No! Please! Don’t!”. And then I fly off to Cornwall, and just smash into the sea in a big ball of flames. Alan: Sleep well, Michael! Who’s Tom Donaldson? Michael: Oh, he’s just a mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 "I actually booked it under the name 'The Real IRA'"... Alan opens the door and the police are standing there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Gonna hump ya, just like deputy dawg.....would hump ya 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 just going to put the extractor fan on. Get a through draft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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