endieinreekie Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Bucktoothed simpletons with eyebrows on their cheeks... horses running through council estates... men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings... badly tarmacced drives in THIS country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Dere's more to Oireland... dan dis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Jet from Gladiators to host a Millenium barn-dance at Yeovil Aerodrome.... properly policed. It must not, repeat not, turn into an all night rave. Meant to give this a green. No offence Lynn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 All those people who go around saying life begins at 40... they're notable by their absence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Oh, no no, he's just using the forecourt to turn around. He thinks he's Rod Stewart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 "You caned me for drawing a chalk penis on my own back. Two questions: how, and why?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Alan - 'Would you like to cane me now? Sweaty Raphael - 'No, but I would like to throw a chair at you. Alan - 'Either way, its still corporal punishment. See you in Strasbourg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 "I hate archers, The Archers and Geoffrey Archer -you're all deceitful cowards...i've just realised this only applies to archers and Geoffrey Archer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 "Ye've never had a cup o' beans?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 "Right, then he spies that cook book over there, right, and he says 'it'll be nae use to me man'!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Would you like a Cuban cigar tony?? Rolled on the thighs of a virgin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 DAN'S A FANTASTIC MAN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Alan Gordon Partridge should never fall off the first page of the TV and Film forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliche Guevara Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I've seen the big-eared boys on farms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fretless Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 "You know what this room says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint, which again, to me, is a bonus". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 DONT RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Colonel mustard, in the en suite with a lead pipe, battered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 tell me about the ladyboys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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