Swampy Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 Please don't text in - the woman-slash-car thing is exclusively for myself and Sidekick Simon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 "I would have to say...The Best of The Beatles." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 "He combined a warm, friendly disposition, with a genuine mental illness" - from the book, that line had me in stitches for ages 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmfc14 Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Excellent Partridge! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Do you like me sex-wise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Consignia and Scope. It's the Post Office and the Spastic Society! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 "I don't agree, he'd go to Legoland. Bye!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pantene proV Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 (edited) Ahahhhaaahhaaaa....ahahahahahahaa.......hahahahahahahaha......hehehehehehehe......ahaahahahahahah......hehehehe.... .......NEWS! Edited August 25, 2012 by pantene proV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old school Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Favourite for me is the old one with the Irish guys and the IRA hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Oooh, scary irishmen! With your berets, you look like saddam Hussein, frank spencer, and, the French! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 FIRE, FIRE! THE FAIRS ON FIRE!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 don't throw water on a hot fat fire, it'll take your face off!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 "He combined a warm, friendly disposition, with a genuine mental illness" - from the book, that line had me in stitches for ages Love how nonchalantly he mentions the guy's suicide just after that, before carrying on. TEA AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 29, 2012 Author Share Posted August 29, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 bump . Never put Alan Gordon Partridge on page two............. you blonde b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 "The world doesn't revolve around you Simon...You're Not the Moon" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bee thousand Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 The 'Watership Alan' episode is just pure comedy gold from start to finish, his mad rant to Chris Morris in the radio interview still has me rolling about Quacking plums? Gentlemen! Choose your weapons! Eh? Get me a 40-year old scorcher! Doctor No.....vocal chords I'm confused.....I've got to cook the food Woooah...sex! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 *associated Dalek arm movements* TEA OR COFFEE. TEA OR COFFEE *associated Dalek arm movements* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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