Gaz Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so I shall only be using his christian name. I'm talking to DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY! *line goes dead* Oh, he's gone. Pity. Marvelous little tapas bar there actually. love the blissful ignorance of what he's done in that little piece. That is maybe my favourite line from everything Partridge has ever done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bee thousand Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Checked out a few old 'Knowing me, knowing you' episodes on YouTube - the one where he oversteps the mark with Terry Norton is a classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The Mid Morning Matters series was originally on Youtube, though. It'd be like moving a lolcats thread here because ITV shows them late at night. In any case, Partridge is a radio personality. Tony Hayers wouldn't give him a new series on the BBC. (But TV didn't leave Partridge: Partridge left TV. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Checked out a few old 'Knowing me, knowing you' episodes on YouTube - the one where he oversteps the mark with Terry Norton is a classic The politics one is brilliant. The by-election caused by the death of sir morris christopher, who chocked ot death on scampi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The politics one is brilliant. The by-election caused by the death of sir morris christopher, who chocked ot death on scampi. "I was wondering, what would the panel do to create more cycle lanes-" "Oh, dreadful question!" "I was wanting to ask the panel about the possibility... OF THE BALD OLYMPICS COMING TO BIIIIRMINGHAM!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Thought the last episode of Mid Morning Matters was the best of the series last night. Classic Partridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Yeah it was probably the best one which is no reflection on Sidekick Simon who I though was quite good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Stop getting Bond wrong!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 "I was wondering, what would the panel do to create more cycle lanes-" "Oh, dreadful question!" "I was wanting to ask the panel about the possibility... OF THE BALD OLYMPICS COMING TO BIIIIRMINGHAM!" ....he sits on channel 4's educational pannel and he's black Ronald Bigg's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sugden Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Was at a music festival last month. First night on the campsite was just constant shouts of "Dan". Partridge is due me a nights kip. My favourite line ever was "you're a mentalist" when he was getting chased by his stalker or "sorry that was just noise" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Biggest news EVER. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18592044 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Love the bit where he's negotiating for the house. "Oh, yeah... um... how much do you want for the house?" "Around £125,000". "Okay, can I have it for... £124,000?" "Deal." "Great!" And thats it. As long as they get rid of the rinser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Cats. Hammers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "This wine tastes of chewits" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Golly, an alien judge. Btw, is the Partridge film commom knowledge and that has why no-one has responded to the link, or is it as I said a page back, THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Aaah! My five bedroom b*****d house! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 "I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say "You look nice... John"" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 "Seve Ballesteros. A friend once said to me; what do you get when you combine the grace and finesse of a ballerina... with the ruthless, hard-nosed thuggery of a b*****d? Ballesteros." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Someone should do an Alan Partridge quiz, with top prize being a superficially damaged Chocolate Orange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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