NotfromFifehonest Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Thanks. I'd not realised this was a record. Neither had anyone else until your muppets started creaming themselves about beating posties and welders. The Guinness folks must be relieved not to hold the front page now and can go to print. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Such disparity, and yet they can't even beat everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 They'll be dancing on the car decks in Stranraer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-MAN Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Mmmm in a week where Fat Salary goes to the press about extra funds needed, they draw to show this squad aint good enough. Maybe the pie man is a genius after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 (edited) Newcunto failure checklist. THE QUADRUPLE task completed. 100% WINNING RECORD IN THE LEAGUE AND A NEW WORLD RECORD task completed. 100% WINNING RECORD AT HOME ALL SEASON task completed. Then !, UNBEATEN ALL SEASON IN THE LEAGUE Then !, THE TREBLE Then !, THE DOUBLE Then !, THE FIRST DIVISION TITLE Then !, A PLAY OFF POSITION And finally !, BIG TROUBLE !!! And then finally DECEASED 3 down 6 to go . eta more failures . Edited December 28, 2013 by hellbhoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The QC must be on the sauce today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The QC must be on the sauce today. I'm stuck whether or not to smother the chips in either red or brown sauce ?, decisions decisions eh !. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Newcunto failure checklist. DECEASED . That'll dae 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 The QC gets praise from Shull lol, Shulll -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Well if the story in the Sunday Mail is correct Dougie Dougie is making a comeback as a Development Advisor for the SFA. I wonder if at the end of his lectures he will tell his students, now your homework after to-days session is you have to work out if what I said today was the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Good luck. In the same rag we have another story that has Sally calling on the gullible IMHO for support to help stop Celtic winning 10 in a row. The situation must be much worse than we thought. You have to give him credit though for trying to keep them on track with that one and to keep the money stream flowing into the coffers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Felt a bit down this morning. Checked out The Newcunto F.C. Forum and guess whit ? AYE !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Just want to wish the rangers supporters a Happy New Manager when it comes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Shouldn't that be a Happy New Administration?. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Watching the BBC Breakfast this morning. During the sports round-up, Mike Bushell talked about the Celtic/Thistle game and he mentioned it being "THE Glasgow Derby" He's on THE LIST. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 £10 million pound war chest for Jan 2014 to put those pesky painters & decorators in their place . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 TNFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 TNFC Not enough laughter. You're getting lazy Shull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 TNFC There ya go shull . http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-tears-smiley-emoticon.gif http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/8/102/746/102746500_3821971_smeh2.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-smiley-face.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/lego-man-laughing-smiley-emoticon.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughter.gif Just copy and paste the links into your browser and bookmark them and use as often as possible as web therapy . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 There ya go shull . http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-tears-smiley-emoticon.gif http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/8/102/746/102746500_3821971_smeh2.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-smiley-face.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/lego-man-laughing-smiley-emoticon.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughter.gif Just copy and paste the links into your browser and bookmark them and use as often as possible as web therapy . Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 There ya go shull . http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-tears-smiley-emoticon.gif http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/8/102/746/102746500_3821971_smeh2.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughing-smiley-face.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/lego-man-laughing-smiley-emoticon.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/laughter.gif Just copy and paste the links into your browser and bookmark them and use as often as possible as web therapy . Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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