Andy_K_97 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you guys asked for it... Can't you read? Call the police!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Mr Largo: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"? Lisa Simpson: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside. Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Class: Lisa likes Nelson! Milhouse: She does not! Class: Milhouse likes Lisa! Janey: He does not! Class: Janey likes Milhouse! Uter: She does not! Class: Uter likes Milhouse. Mr Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse! One of my favourite episodes. The cutaway from Milhouse passing the note is up there with my favourite moments as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Le grille, what the hell is that?! The scream the end is the best though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Along the lines of... Homer: Ok, if you kids get a good school report we'll bring you back some pizza. Lisa: What will we have to eat if we get a bad report? Bart: Poison. Lisa: What if only one of us has been good and the other one bad? Bart: Poison Pizza. Homer: OH NO, I'm not making two stops! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Along the lines of... Homer: Ok, if you kids get a good school report we'll bring you back some pizza. Lisa: What will we have to eat if we get a bad report? Bart: Poison. Lisa: What if only one of us has been good and the other one bad? Bart: Poison Pizza. Homer: OH NO, I'm not making two stops! CLOSE! Homer says poison, not Bart. Has to be one of my favourite Simpsons moment though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 CLOSE! Homer says poison, not Bart. Has to be one of my favourite Simpsons moment though! Ah ya fucker! A was so close to writing Homer. Couldn't mind off the top of ma head if it was him or Bart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I knew the dog before he came to class: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 pfft, I've been Safarian since before you were born 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 The fake ticket Super Bowl episode is on now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son." [Marge drives Homer, Carl and Lenny home from a strip club] Lenny Leonard: Can we stop for ice cream? Carl Carlson: Homer always stops for ice cream. Marge Simpson: We'll see. Lenny Leonard: That always means no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 So much gold ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) The one yesterday on c4. The Olympics one. When homer orders thousands of springs and flushing the down the pan. Homer. You flush one down it twirls around 999 springs to flush down, 999 springs. Marge. Your not flushing the springs down the toilet are you Homer. Of coarse not honey. 998 springs to flush down, 998 spriiiiings. Edited February 13, 2015 by young_bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 The chili episode with Jonny Cash as his guide was a classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Bart in France taking the place of Maurice the donkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) My favourite episode, 22 short films about Springfield, is on Sky One +1 just now. [Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire] Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?! Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year?!? In this part of the country!? Localized entirely within your kitchen!?! Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: May I see it? Skinner: Er, no. Agnes: Seymour, the house is on fire! Skinner: No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Edited February 16, 2015 by caleycasual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Steamed hams. Also love the Pulp Fiction spoof with Lou and Chief Wiggum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Currently watching Homer At The Bat. Homer: "Come here boy, I want to show you something." Bart: "What's that, a home made bat?" Homer: "It's something very special; a home made bat!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 LORD PALMERSTON! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 "One more outburst from you and I'll send you back to the big leagues!" "Now before I post up the team, I just those who didn't make to know that I'm very disappointed in you." "I thought I told you to shave those sideburns!" Burns absolutely shines in this episode. Genius. "Heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you Steve?" "But there's hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City!" "You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy boy?!" "Will..I...be...able..to play..softball...tomorrow?! "No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breathe." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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