timmalloy1888 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Just finished my old shit job and don't start my new shit job for two weeks and the wife and kids are now away until the 19th of next month. I have bought all the shitty unhealthy food that please the fat belly the most, downloaded all of lost and talked the mother in law to take the dog while the wife is away. Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmalloy1888 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Just finished my old shit job and don't start my new shit job for two weeks and the wife and kids are now away until the 19th of next month. I have bought all the shitty unhealthy food that please the fat belly the most, downloaded all of lost and talked the mother in law to take the dog while the wife is away. Happy days. Forgot to say that I am going to try and make a new record for how much a man in his 30s can wack it off. Kate from lost yum yum yum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Just got the keys to my first ever property. Yeldi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmalloy1888 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Just got the keys to my first ever property. Yeldi. Good luck pal. The best bit of advice I could give is to make sure your friends treat it with respect and not a party flat. I made that very mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Just got the keys to my first ever property. Yeldi. Congratulations 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Was going to post in PTTGOYN that I would be missing Largs first cup final in 3years tonight, but instead I got some extra money together and I'm currently sitting in the sun at Lancaster station on my way to the match. Mon the Largs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 There's a street market on in Killie until Sunday. The wife insisted we go today and I'm glad we did because for lunch I had genuine currywurst for the first time ever. I've seen it mentioned on here and always fancied it - I wasn't disappointed. Brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Forgot to say that I am going to try and make a new record for how much a man in his 30s can wack it off. My record is untouchable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmalloy1888 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 My record is untouchable. Ooooh I dont know. I was considering putting sports tape on my fingers for a better grip and rougher feel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is on tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is on tonight. Sorry bro, trumped by Otis/Stax at the BBC. No less funny though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 A few afternoon beverages and Coloursfest at night. Dece weather for it as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 A few afternoon beverages and Coloursfest at night. Dece weather for it as well. I remember when I was 15 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Bus drivers waving at each other as they pass on the road. Gives me a warm glow for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmalloy1888 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 More lost for me today. Might even try sitting on the other chair in the living room. Its strange but I can't remember ever sitting on it. I have my chair and I never really cheat on it unless I fancy a stretch out on the sofa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 5lives Fighting Talk. Tonights end of season live show ended with Bob Mills having to "defend the indefensible" for 20 seconds, and his statement to defend was "give me 20 minutes and I could turn Claire Balding" Epic stuff from Mills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Watching the sunrise at 4.15 this morning made me realise that, spending a Saturday nightshift in the North sea isn't all that bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Absolute catastrophic word. Only a Livi alias troll could come up with such bawbaggery. think its a pretty dece word tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Having a day in London. Glorious. Fa.ntastc city. Weather is cracking too. Best city in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 ^^^^ London gala day imo....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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