Ad Lib Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I seen a motor exactly like yours in Perth earlier. I just going to assume you weren't in Perth now. Nah, up in Moray at the moment. Car's looking different now anyway as we acquired a hardtop in Stonehaven earlier this week and have attached it. Bargain actually. £120 and it's in decent nick. Makes it more suitable for the colder and wetter months and makes it a bit more secure for when it's down in Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Nah, up in Moray at the moment. Car's looking different now anyway as we acquired a hardtop in Stonehaven earlier this week and have attached it. Bargain actually. £120 and it's in decent nick. Makes it more suitable for the colder and wetter months and makes it a bit more secure for when it's down in Glasgow. The only thing I ever acquired in the Stonehaven area was chlamydia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 The only thing I ever acquired in the Stonehaven area was chlamydia.Could have been worse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Could have been worse It certainly could. My mate got the real clap into Fraserburgh and I had another narrow escape into Peterhead. They're riddled with it up there. Apparently it's all the east europeans working away, getting lonely, and then the locals spreading it further afield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Bet she never went 11 days without sex If only you weren't like 11 days late on that joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizou-5 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Well in mate. I have an interview in 12 days for a job which will pay me 5k more a year than my current one and it suits me perfectly! Weekends off for football an getting pished. Lovely. Cheers mate, hope you knock your interview out the park. Just had an interview today, I find out next Friday the outcome of it, here's hoping. Also good luck Matty. I wish you all the best also mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 He now needs to tie a plank to his ass to stop him falling in... Nah, I forgot the plank but landed on the couch. Telly was on, fridge full of beer. Had worse minges tbh. It already was.. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Got stopped for urinating in the street. Legged it from the police and got away from them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Got stopped for urinating in the street. Legged it from the police and got away from them. Did you have time to put it away or do you have public nudity to add to your list of misdemeanors? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 That's the first week in fag free, patches and lozenges just the ticket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Last day on decent food and lager before 'the regime' begins when I hit the gym tomorrow and it's salads all the way for the next few months to get back into shape. Chinese Chicken Curry tonight with Stella Artois stubbies sitting in the fridge as I write this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Last day on decent food and lager before 'the regime' begins when I hit the gym tomorrow and it's salads all the way for the next few months to get back into shape. Chinese Chicken Curry tonight with Stella Artois stubbies sitting in the fridge as I write this. How can that possibly be a reason to be cheerful? Sounds terrible. I couldn't go without a takeaway and a couple of pints at the weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Moving to Stirling for University today. Looking forward to it, just hope the flatmates aren't arseholes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 How can that possibly be a reason to be cheerful? Sounds terrible. I couldn't go without a takeaway and a couple of pints at the weekend Good night in tonight - probably forced to watch X-Factor, though, tbh. I need to get back into shape, mate. Either that or jeans keep getting shrunk in the wash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I'm incredibly tanned, the weather is hot and all the wimin are wearing bikinis. Sent from Egypt using the P&B app. Egypt my arse. You're in Ibiza aren't you?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I'm incredibly tanned, the weather is hot and all the wimin are wearing burkinisSent from Egypt using the P&B app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Had an office day out yesterday which ended with a few of us left in the pub with about £100 that the partners had left for a drinks kitty. Nothing better than a free night out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 In Berlin and its pishing it down but it won't dampen my spirits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 My black Labrador is pleased with himself after he found a Nike golf-ball on the golf course last night and carried it all the way home without dropping it. He then buried it among his bedding. This was a satisfactory end to the weekend for all involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 Away to start the journey home from angola via Macedonia for the match then home weds night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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