Mark Connolly Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 PUNS ARE SHITE I can't just take your word for it - I need something more concrete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Grout of this thread you terrazzos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 This thread has gone badly off topic......can we get back to the OPC? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 you'd have to be retarder not to get these puns imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I hear Gareth's had enough......he's gone on bunyan striker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 So that's why they had to rip it all oot in 1997. Would not surprise me in the slightest. I witnessed a pour on the taxi apron that had the consistency of soup - very runny soup. This was done during torrential rain in the middle of the monsoon season. There was more cowboys out there than there is in somewhere that there is a lot of cowboys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I hear he's a screedy b*****d.He's a bit dense.I can't think of any more. I have a block, these things are normally such a breeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 He's a bit dense. I can't think of any more. I have a block, these things are normally such a breeze. you've had a bit of a slump haven't you Sarge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Would not surprise me in the slightest. I witnessed a pour on the taxi apron that had the consistency of soup - very runny soup. This was done during torrential rain in the middle of the monsoon season. There was more cowboys out there than there is in somewhere that there is a lot of cowboys. on a serious note: I heard that the British Authorities in charge of HK were frantically spending public money on all sorts of projects before having to hand the place back to the Chinese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 you've had a bit of a slump haven't you Sarge?Don't slate me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I spent a year in Hong Kong in '96 testing the concrete for the airport. What an easy number that was. I bet the locals raft when you tried to make their strip whilst trying to pad out your wages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I bet the locals raft when you tried to make their strip whilst trying to pad out your wages. Racist. Reported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Racist. Reported. That's easy for you to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 That's easy for you to say. It's not. I've got a withp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 It's not. I've got a withp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Be glad you don't play football in the West Country. From the Bridport and Lyme Regis News headline board outside the newsagents KEEPER CHASED BY GUN TOTING POACHERS Jimmy Greaves, Denis Law? (I'm old) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 you don't like broccoli or just veg in general? Broccoli. Boak! If he doesn't like any type of veg then he's the most unhealthy man in the world! And a hearty f**k YOU this fine afternoon, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 And a hearty f**k YOU this fine afternoon, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 on a serious note: I heard that the British Authorities in charge of HK were frantically spending public money on all sorts of projects before having to hand the place back to the Chinese. Could well be right. I was too busy working or getting off my tits to keep up with current affairs though, so f**k knows. On a side note, the Chinese are the most fearless bunch of workers I've ever worked with. Absolute nutters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Tesco have started selling this again :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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