welshbairn Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I've got a massive swelling on the side of my face (no, it's not from swedging), my shoulders and thighs are agony and I can barely move. Despite this, I'm in the best mood I've been in for months, an unexplainably great mood. You know how you're in a good mood for no reason and start chuckling to yourself all day? Got some strange looks come to think of it. Very strange looks, to be fair. Boilage? Speak to Welshbairn. If it's a boil all you can do is dab it with hot water and TCP, and wait for it to burst on it's own or go away. Just be glad it's not in your oxter. If the pain in your shoulders and thighs could be related to whatever's happening to your face go to the doctor or A&E sharpish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Woo Hoo! My boil's just burst! Bathroom looks a bit like this, but with puss and blood: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Wife bought half a dozen bags of mixed sweets for Halloween. We received a grand total of 2 visitors (Halloween isn't that big a deal here in Oz) so that means the sweets are mine all mine #prayfromyteeth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Magnesium what now??? I'll just wait for a medical professional's opinion, cheers..... Lichtie23 will give you some anil..analjee...paraseat...tablets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No wonder the NHS is on its knees.Or as he might say the middle hingey things in your legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 If it's a boil all you can do is dab it with hot water and TCP, and wait for it to burst on it's own or go away. Just be glad it's not in your oxter. If the pain in your shoulders and thighs could be related to whatever's happening to your face go to the doctor or A&E sharpish. Naw, pains are unrelated. Went to the quack earlier, trapped hair follicle, all impacted now, week of antibiotics. Job done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Kirkwood's fun bags. Billy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I get to finish early on Friday, go out for a night out in Dundee, which I haven't done in a while. Go to the football on the Saturday, then I get to have Monday off and only work the Tuesday and Wednesday next week. I'm looking forward to it already. Downside, I have to go back to Greenock tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 London in the morning for Arsenal Anderlecht and a night out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 You disgust me.I was right then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm going to be a daddy!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Need to hire a new member of staff and so I searched online for the number to a local JobCentre and found this "review" of said centre on Yelp: The accompanying profile photo of a wee fat lass just makes it all the funnier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Nice one, Gav. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Nice one, Gav. ^^^ still not working. Congrats, Gav - a proper Bairn on the way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 ^^^ still not working. Congrats, Gav - a proper Bairn on the way! Work smarter, not harder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm going to be a daddy!! Nice one gav 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Cheers guys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Had to phone O2 for a PAC code for my step-brother today. Had all the details of the phone and contract, so to save time and effort I pretended to be him. My acting skills mustn't be what they used to be - cue phone call from the Fraud Squad, red-faced explanations and a ticking off from an irate gentleman on the other end of the phone (although I suspect he was trying hard not to laugh). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I once did something similar in my younger days when a debt collector phoned my folks house. I answered the phone pretending to be my dad by the guy was having none of it, saying, "look, know that it's you. Stop pretending to be your dad." I was raging. TBF not many folk have a house that talks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm going to be a daddy!! Congratulations mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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