Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 It's either "I'm pregnant", "I'm leaving" or "I want a threesome".... Alas, not the threesome that supermik was hoping for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 If she's up the duff then Jesus must have sneaked in there when I was shaggin the neighbour and the bint is flat compared to the wife. ;-) Btw. the wife is louder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Alas, not the threesome that supermik was hoping for. tits spilling about all over the place Sounds promising. At least it's not another bloke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Sounds promising. At least it's not another bloke. Still needs the Mick Dundee test though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Still needs the Mick Dundee test though.That's not a knife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) Update. Loudmouth bint spent over an hour speaking to one of her(unlucky) neighbours that happened to be in the pub. She arranged a party back at her bit for tonight.Neighbour said she was going out for ciggies. Neighbour never came back. Loud bint has now left in huff. Edit. If she had asked me to party, I would have been in like Flint! Edited May 9, 2015 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Potential lawsuit v Tesco? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Jolly day out to Stranraer. The stops at Girvan both ways were 'memorable'... :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 6.5k PFI cheque heading to my bank account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Tell us more! Beer and Skittlebomb fueled frolics pretty much.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Fantastic last couple of days, lots of everything that's fun basically 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 The best pre season EVER And I had hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Spoiler FFS. I need my shades to see what's going on there. It was 1988 so anything went 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 It was 1988 so anything wentAre you the silverback front row centre keithgy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 The best pre season EVER Darlington.jpg And I had hair Willie Miller just sitting down playing it cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 It was 1988 so anything went Including the hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 First day back at work after a fortnight off to find we have changed managers. former manager asks for a quick meeting before I left for the day. Got me a 8% pay rise. Bingo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 First day back at work after a fortnight off to find we have changed managers. former manager asks for a quick meeting before I left for the day. Got me a 8% pay rise. Bingo Nice one reason to be cheerful indeed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I got a new job. It's part time, only 13 weeks and paying only slightly more than I get on the rock and roll but it feels good to get back in the loop again and no longer being a scrounger, other staff seem to be a good bunch as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I got a new job. It's part time, only 13 weeks and paying only slightly more than I get on the rock and roll but it feels good to get back in the loop again and no longer being a scrounger, other staff seem to be a good bunch as well. Well done, temporary is always a foot in the door. Best of luck with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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