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I've been seeing a solid 9 recently, so being the absolute #decer that I am, I decided to treat her to a couple of days in #London. Last night was spent dining at the ivy, a few rooftop cocktails at Madison's followed by a night at the Gong sky bar in the shard. Cocktails were flowing like Niagara, and tunes bouncing like Michelle McManus on a bungee. I can't even imagine how the beta man treats his 9's. In fact I can, they don't, #betassettlefor3's&4's

On a seperate note, Sporting Lisbon were staying in my hotel (I'm monkman and I stay in #dece hotels). Due to this astounding fact, I spent the morning on lookout for Nani to tell him he's a complete weapon.

#dontletdecedie

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Myself and a couple of other Club Dece bois are going to Amsterdam later on today.

I hear many non Dece bois ask 'but it's just before Christmas, how have you still been able to buy presents for friends and family and have a few nights out?'.

It's Ok, I'm Fudge and I can afford it

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Myself and a couple of other Club Dece bois are going to Amsterdam later on today.

I hear many non Dece bois ask 'but it's just before Christmas, how have you still been able to buy presents for friends and family and have a few nights out?'.

It's Ok, I'm Fudge and I can afford it

Being the absolute boi that you are, and an Amsterdam veteran by the sounds, I don't think it will disappoint. A city I've visited many times myself ( I'm Monkman and I can afford it), a city where all inhibitions are lost, and a city that caters for all.

Enjoy M11

#Amsterdece

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Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your adenchion please. A new year poem:

Do it left, do it right

Do it day, do it night

Don't wait for the gym, do it on site

But make sure that you PUMP, PUMP, PUMP.

Rari work out.

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V.v.v.v inspiraysh

I can sense that 2015 is going to be a v.v.v.v Dece year.

I have to confess that after an injury in September my gym and exercise routine took a nose dive. I promise myself and my fellow Dece bois that I'll get back to smashing it tomorrow and will be shredded in no time.

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So, how's the year shaping up for all my bois (aesthetically and literally)??? Apart from the disappointment caused by all the betas and pant-pissing pensioners ruining our independece dream, 2014 turned out to be a v.v.v dece year.

With holidays already booked to Ibiza and Thailand, 2015 is on track to be #sensaysh.

Other things that happen to be sensational include 80's synth-pop, so here's the classic Temptation by Heaven 17.

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Been a superb start to the year for this #Dece boi. I've been working like an absolute trojan since coming back at the Christmas break, with the aim of launching a new service at work, which we achieved yesterday. Highlight had to be getting the absolute #ledge that is YES Man, Humza Yousaf to come along and do the business.

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