The Ginger Prince Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 That is abso qual Monkman, nothing better than knowing a fellow #DECE has spread the word through South #dece Asia. Myself? Been a v.v.v. quiet summer, spent most of it with mini JK playing ball. Has a right foot like Zidane and will defs be a future ballon d'or winner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Seems like Monkman had a lovely summer holiday. I did too. Went to Stanwix Holiday Park, near Silloth with the wife and kids. Now, I'm not much of a 'camper' and caravan's aren't quite Mrs Addie's cup of tea, so we went for it and rented accommodation. Expensive, yes, but hey, I'm Addie and I can afford it. Entertainment was tremendous - Tammy Tamtastic was performing her magic show and as I enjoyed real ales whilst sitting at a table with my wife who I have ran out of things to say to. v.v.v. dece indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 @CalvinHarris: Is Guetta's version of 'If you're happy and you know it' an early 90s rave referencing stroke of genius or an absolute pile of dog shit? @CalvinHarris: Asking for a friend #fuckyerdavidbeta 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Shout out to Lord Sewel #sumboi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Shout out to Lord Sewel #sumboi Fun Party member. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Have to disagree with my top boi Fudge here. Sure, normally snorting class A narcotics off a birds tits would indeed be #sumboi behaviour, but not with Lord Sewel. Not only is he a Tory (least DECE of all political parties), and not only does he indeed look like a Fun Party / Club Doss beta, but he also only used a five pound note, and paid by cheque as well. A cheap, backwards weirdo if ever there was one. #notasexysocialist #notaesthetic #heslordsewelbuthecantaffordit #unDECE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 The only c***s with titles that I respect are folk with self appointed, legally meaningless ones like Dr Dre and King James. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 The only c***s with titles that I respect are folk with self appointed, legally meaningless ones like Dr Dre and King James. Dr Dre is a qualified GP ya plum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Have to disagree with my top boi Fudge here. Sure, normally snorting class A narcotics off a birds tits would indeed be #sumboi behaviour, but not with Lord Sewel. Not only is he a Tory (least DECE of all political parties), and not only does he indeed look like a Fun Party / Club Doss beta, but he also only used a five pound note, and paid by cheque as well. A cheap, backwards weirdo if ever there was one. #notasexysocialist #notaesthetic #heslordsewelbuthecantaffordit #unDECE He also clearly doesn't #lift and gets barely any #protein. The epitome of someone who isn't #DECE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 #Perthshire https://perthgazette.co.uk/08/07/entertainment/taylor-swift-calvin-harris-set-to-buy-house-in-perthshire/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Brethren of Da #dece. No doubt you've all had a #dece last few months and been too busy attending only best parties, clubs and vacation spots to have time to update on here. But surely the emerging news of a split between the first couple of #dece is enough to cause a stir. Yup. T-Swizzle is single so best squeeze in that extra gym #sesh (never forget leg day) and maximise those #gains for the #total10 girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 First Swampy and matty got banned and now this. These are DOSS times we are living in. Stay strong Bois and remember that there is something inside so strong. #freeswampy #fuckthemods #staydench 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/12/calvin-harris-has-some-strong-words-for-anyone-saying-hes-split-from-taylor-swift-5436268/ All good lads, just some haters at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Just let this thread die ffs, everytime someone bumps it you're taking a shite on the grave of the OP. Edited October 13, 2015 by Ayia Napa Daz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Got a huge weekend planned with #theLADS, probably going to have some Gordon's (Greer) down spoon then head out on the hunt for some tidy Jeremy (Hunt). Obv with bantz that'll make any casual soccer Saturday fan cry "Unbelievable Geoff". But we're wanting to book a Club DECE holiday where we can get sun, sea, sex, sand, booze, sex, John McVeigh is a tit, fanny and tits and booze and sex. Any recommendations? Far be it for a #beige #middleaged poster like me to break it to you, but you really don't get 'dece' at all do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 #sadface T Swizzle now single. No #dece stag party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 C Haz is a tap #boi and is probably already on his private jet #enroute to #marbs to pick up a solid 9 he knows to take her back to his mansh in the B.Hillz (Beverley Hills). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Don't be a beast, be Dece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 How was everyone's summer #2k16 then? Did we all pardy? i was in London back in June with the Mrs and had a v v v #dece time. We went on the London Eye and TheScarf was looking extremely sharp with his light blue Hugo Boss polo shirt and his Armani shades. The #gunz were looking excepsh; sculpted with a subtle tan. I was getting looks off the local #totty left, right and centre. But of course I was like 'Ladies pls, this piece of #dece is taken'. Heading back down there again next month for the weekend. Twice in 3 months you say? It's ok #lads, I'm TheScarf, I can afford it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Was in London last month myself. V.v.v.dece place for a sesh with the lads, imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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