Marshmallo Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 What's the difference between club dece and club doss?? About 20 gallons of spray tan and 100 teeth whitening kits. An average of about 40 IQ points as well by the looks of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 DOSSview Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Confidemus Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 An average of about 40 IQ points as well by the looks of things. I think we're a little more ahead of you than that, though I can see why you'd lowball it. Very Doss of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I think we're a little more ahead of you than that, though I can see why you'd lowball it. Very Doss of you. Doss of Marshmallow to be honest about the lack of brain power in the club dece cult. Probably why they emphasise their brawn over their brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 Those who have asked for a membership have had their wishes granted. Philpy has regained his Club DOSS place after doing the doss thing and apologising to SweeperDee. SJC, your friend is more than welcome in Club DOSS. However, you must rethink your priorities and decide whether you are a Club DOSS or a Club DECE boy. A night out with the DECE lads would be a nightmare. Their attitude is all wrong. When they are 70 years old, they'll still be out on the lash and giving ratings to girls who they no longer have any chance with, while the DOSS boys will be in secure relationships or married to absolute hotties with doss personalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rob Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 The founder of your shan wee club has been voted as the 32nd worst poster in P&B history. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Those who have asked for a membership have had their wishes granted. Philpy has regained his Club DOSS place after doing the doss thing and apologising to SweeperDee. SJC, your friend is more than welcome in Club DOSS. However, you must rethink your priorities and decide whether you are a Club DOSS or a Club DECE boy. A night out with the DECE lads would be a nightmare. Their attitude is all wrong. When they are 70 years old, they'll still be out on the lash and giving ratings to girls who they no longer have any chance with, while the DOSS boys will be in secure relationships or married to absolute hotties with doss personalities. True that. I have two amazing kids and am married to a bird who, when I first saw her in a nightclub in Ayr, I thought I had no chance with. She likes Mafia movies, The Wire and Game of Thrones, doesn't mind me putting on the x box, has a great personality and splendid funbags. A doss bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 The founder of your shan wee club has been voted as the 32nd worst poster in P&B history. Unlucky. Aye, voted by jealous people like yourself. In a Best Poster list, I'd also fully expect to be in the top 20. You can't please them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 The founder of your shan wee club has been voted as the 32nd worst poster in P&B history. Unlucky. ^^^ club alias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 True that. I have two amazing kids and am married to a bird who, when I first saw her in a nightclub in Ayr, I thought I had no chance with. She likes Mafia movies, The Wire and Game of Thrones, doesn't mind me putting on the x box, has a great personality and splendid funbags. A doss bird. All things I love about my missus too, you obviously have Doss taste in women Confi. She actually plays Call Of Duty zombies with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 BBQ=DOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 All things I love about my missus too, you obviously have Doss taste in women Confi. She actually plays Call Of Duty zombies with me. I can't say my Mrs goes that far. She doesn't mind me playing the xbox but likes "colourful games" like Spyro the Dragon. That said, she does like to watch Oblivion and Skyrim for "the views". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1373738647.417890.jpg BBQ=DOSS Very DOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 My gf is quite doss, she likes xbox and plays cod with me, she sometimes comes to the football and she has smashing jugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I convinced my missus to come to two matches, nil-nil against St Johnstone at RP, and the Serbia game at Hampden, also nil nil. I've told her if it happens again she's not coming back, as I'm starting to think its her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I convinced my missus to come to two matches, nil-nil against St Johnstone at RP, and the Serbia game at Hampden, also nil nil. I've told her if it happens again she's not coming back, as I'm starting to think its her Definite jinx, but a doss jinx! Right, I'm off to watch episodes 9 & 10 of Game of Thrones Season 3. Wish me luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAyrshireKillie Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Definite jinx, but a doss jinx! Right, I'm off to watch episodes 9 & 10 of Game of Thrones Season 3. Wish me luck! Let me know how you get on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Well, we did indeed high tail it to Loch Tay and DOSS indeed it was. The mist over the Lang toun and Crieff melted away and we spent a glorious day paddling in most DOSS warm waters and topping up the bronzed coupon. The only fly in the dossment were the numbers of large, misshapen Glaswegians speaking in their crude tones. Something called Ra Fair was to blame I fear. I forgive their innocent shenanigans though, I'm DOSS like that. A top top meal from the subcontinent via the Bilal Tandoori later, and I'm feeling pretty DOSS it must be said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 OK all, as a newly invited member of the greatest club ever, I have a DOSS way of sorting out who is best between us and those dece shitebags -We all agree to meet at Harthill services, Club DOSS can take the westbound station and club dece take the eastbound station, we then proceed to have one almighty rammy on the central reservation* last man standing wins for their team.*for health and safety reasons it is advised that any club members who wish to participate wear a Hi-Vis vest and bump hat before attempting to cross the carrigeway to get to the central reservation Club DOSS will obviously win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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