Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 McDiarmid Park is the only football ground in the world to have a pitch perfectly aligned north-south. The pitch at Broadwood sits above a giant WWII underground fuel tank, hence the location of the stadium around cheap land unsuitable for buildings. A second of of these tanks was demolished and flooded, forming the adjacent Broadwood Loch. Similarly, during the planning for the now redeveloped East End Park, more detailed vintage maps were discovered showing that the pitch overlies a disused Victorian coal shaft that had simply been covered with thin wooden planks until the late 1990s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 When circumcised , Dion Dublin’s foreskin was used to make a new set of parachutes for the entire RAF Falcons display team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Pat Bonnar is the only person to have won an episode of Mastermind whilst wearing goalkeeper gloves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Charles Manson made over 200 appearances for Hearts, scoring 435 goals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Peter Tobin played in midfield for Falkirk and along with Crunchie, Curly Wurly and Wispa became known as the Bible Belt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Pat Bonnar is the only person to have won an episode of Mastermind whilst wearing goalkeeper gloves. " ... on his penis." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Peter Tobin played in midfield for Falkirk and along with Crunchie, Curly Wurly and Wispa became known as the Bible Belt. For viewers in Scotland, this was 'The Irregularities'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Pat Bonnar is the only person to have won an episode of Mastermind whilst wearing goalkeeper gloves. Specialist subject was curse words for Rangers Football Club. That program was shown very late at night and still got 17 complaints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Fullerene said: Specialist subject was curse words for Rangers Football Club. That program was shown very late at night and still got 17 complaints. And Packie's responses were voiced by an actor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Derek Ferguson scored a record -32 points on Mastermind despite having Derek Ferguson as his specialist subject. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Dr Koop said: And Packie's responses were voiced by an actor. What words? He won that round using hand gestures only. .. and when you consider he did that while wearing keeper's gloves - you have to admit it was pretty impressive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Since the mid 80s Theresa May always carries a packet of smokey bacon flavoured crisps with her wherever she goes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Kezia Dugdale secretly has a crush on Ant McParland and that’s the reason she’s appearing on that pishy programme , can’t keep it in her pants that one Edited November 20, 2017 by kennysmassiveego 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Ant McParland is married to former Dunfermline "midfielder" Ian McParland. They plan to build a theme park in the jungle called Par Land, where bemused Australians will be shown footage of Jim Leishman and be able to punch Josh Falkingham for 3 dollars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 LSD-laced crumpets were fed to death row prisoners in UK prisons as a part of a 1950s Kellogs-funded University of East Anglia study. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Should Par Land be successful, plans are afoot to build one in Scotland and call it McPar Land. They’ve already had enquiries for franchises from Hamish French and Ian Westwater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 STV sold Scotsport seasons 1991-2008 to North Korean TV on a cheap 17 year contract, who dub it and tell their viewers that this is the top league outside of Korea. Millions of viewers think that Kilmarnock are the current European Cup champions and several recent deserters have requested onward travel through AT Mays. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: STV sold Scotsport seasons 1991-2008 to North Korean TV on a cheap 17 year contract, who dub it and tell their viewers that this is the top league outside of Korea. Millions of viewers think that Kilmarnock are the current European Cup champions and several recent deserters have requested onward travel through AT Mays. Where can I view this , and is it on catch up ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 The reason we have more thunder storms nowadays is due to the large amount of skuddy pics and selfies wi snapchat filters that folk store in the cloud...what we hear is the distant rumble of diddies, wallopers and dug tongues colliding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Since the untimely death of Keith Harris, Orville has retrained and now has a mid level job in human resources for a leading retail company. After a period of low self esteem and alcohol problems Cuddles the monkey has found religion and now runs a new age retreat on the Isle Of Man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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