Fullerene Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, GordonD said: The Queen has the letters A C A B tattooed on the knuckles of her right hand, the result of a drunken dare with Princess Margaret on VE Night. This is why she always wears gloves in public. She wears gloves in public so the police can never get any fingerprints. Otherwise they would be able to solve several jewelry heists. Apparently, the collection of crown jewels has been growing steadily over the years and barely anyone has noticed and those that have are keeping quiet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Paul Chuckle will be Dec's co-presenter on the next series of I'm a Celebrity, thus solving two problems in one go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Former South African- Cricket All Rounder, Lance Klusener is a real life medieval jousting champion and is equally adept at using the Flail or Bommyknocker as it is sometimes known. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 The Prince Albert genital piercing that was invented by Al Sharpton has a lesser-known female version, the Queen Betty that tributes Liz McColgan's 1986 Commonwealth Games gold medal. These were immortalised in 80s pop classic You Can Call Me Al. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Doritos are the dried scales of slayed dragons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Motherwell is home to the world's widest (pavement) kerb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Kerby was invented during world war 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Dion Dublin’s foreskin is to be used as an air sock in East Midlands airport 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Cat food , is actually made from cats , ditto dog food , however fish food comes (!) from an altogether different place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 The taxman has no interest in EBTs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Before reinventing herself as a TV celebrity Mary Berry, attained notoriety as a hooligan in Bristol City's Gas Service Firm. Paul Hollywood was a member of the Tranmere Stanley Boys at approximately the same time but there is no evidence they ever faced off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Marco Negri ate 5 kit kats, one after every goal, in a game for Oldco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 There was a fourth Wise King who was turned away for bringing parsnips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 There were originally fifteen Commandments but the third tablet got smashed (as Mel Brooks showed us). Number Fourteen was 'Thou shalt not support an Old Firm team if thou livest not in Glasgow.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Rain is the tears of god. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Rain is the tears of god.And snow is God's Dandruff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 20 minutes ago, Kmeister said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Rain is the tears of god. And snow is God's Dandruff. Somebody should get the c**t some Head N Shoulders then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) Since 2015, the settlement with the highest percentage of Maori inhabitants in the world (including New Zealand) has been the Scottish hamlet of Altnaharra. Eta: Altnaharra's happy wiki page: Quote Notable persons[edit] Linda Norgrove, kidnapped by the Taliban in Afghanistan, and killed by a US grenade during a rescue effort, was born at Altnaharra. Edited August 28, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis was written by Princess Charlotte. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Eureka is Greek for 'f**k that's hot', Archimedes did not shout it due to suddenly discovering displacement but due to the fact he had just burnt his arse as his slave had overheated his bath water. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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