D.A.F.C Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Neville Chamberlain is Helen Chamberlains grandad and had his own show on radio called War AM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Neville Neville, the father of modern football is a second cousin of Roland Ratzenberger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Those Amazon Echo/Dot/Alexa devices contain a hidden camera & watch your every move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Silverton End said: Those Amazon Echo/Dot/Alexa devices contain a hidden camera & watch your every move. Maybe not but they listen to every word you say. Otherwise they couldn't hear "Alexa". Wrong thread, I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Due to a misunderstanding of the laws governing the appearance of Sinn Fein members on television at the end of the 1980s, Frank Carson had to perform his UK tour by writing down his jokes and having them read out to the audience by an actor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Zen Archer has a sister called Kay. She works in a car wash.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 modern day cash machines can detect even the smallest amounys of cocaine on your card . if detected it swallows your card and immediately contacts the police with ypur details.genuinely had people believe that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 On 27/09/2018 at 14:22, GordonD said: Due to a misunderstanding of the laws governing the appearance of Sinn Fein members on television at the end of the 1980s, Frank Carson had to perform his UK tour by writing down his jokes and having them read out to the audience by an actor. Furthermore, the “writing the jokes down” bit was actually part of the performance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Fingernails are pound-for-pound more fire resistant than teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Culture Beat was made up of the remaining members of Culture Club after Boy George went solo, with the international megahit "Mr Vain" being written about their former frontman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Unfortunately for serial stutterer Gloria Estefan, doc doc doc doc doctor Beat, wasn’t able to help her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 On 23/09/2018 at 19:27, bishopburn boy said: Stranraer FC are the oldest football club in the world , named after the local saint Ranraer the bold , who was beheaded after the battle of loch Ryan in 13oatcake, burt then miraculously reattached his own head and fought with King Robert , his head falling off after victory at Bannockburn . he was canonised shortly afterwards the local Nescafé priors started the team to celebrate the elevation of the toon to a royal burgh in 1617 , and StRanraer have been on the go ever since. and in celebration of St Ranraer, the football club have run about like headless warriors ever since...! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Having impressed with his deadpan tone Ivor Cutler was the first choice to present Scotsport but after an officious steward banned him from taking his harmonium into Cappielow Arthur Montford got the job instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Burnley manager Sean Dyche smokes 3000 cigarettes a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Burnley manager Sean Dyche smokes 3000 herrings a day.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Sean Dyche is the result or genetic experimentation between a lamppost and a depressed overweight cow with diabetes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 14 hours ago, ayrshire_nomad said: Sean Dyche is the result or genetic experimentation between a lamppost and a depressed overweight cow with diabetes and a bit of Wotsit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Golden Wonder crisps is a CIA subsidiary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 On 08/10/2018 at 12:17, banana said: Golden Wonder crisps is a CIA subsidiary. That would account for the Sausage and Agent Orange flavour. Personally I'm more of a Walkers' Salt and Novichok man myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 On 08/10/2018 at 07:17, banana said: Golden Wonder crisps is a CIA subsidiary. This comes as no surprise to me at all. During the Cold War, Walker crisps was infiltrated by so many KGB agents, you would not believe it. People simply have no grasp of much these superpower rivalries affected everything. "Yeah you were able to put a man on the moon but your prawn cocktail crisps are crap!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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