banana Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Compressed mucus treated with brandy has a tensile strength greater than steel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Always keen to underline it's claim to "City" status Brechin is twinned with Mexico City, Liberty City from Grand Theft Auto (Playstation version only) and "Synchronicity" the 1983 album by The Police. Forfar refuses to recognise any of these as legitimate 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Synchronised swimming was invented in Brechin, hence its city status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Banana was once pegged by Rustie Lee behind The Hedge at a TV-AM roadshow in Brechin (hence his unique world view). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Banana was once pegged by Rustie Lee behind The Hedge at a TV-AM roadshow in Brechin (hence his unique world view). WTF is pegged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 37 minutes ago, banana said: WTF is pegged? It’s undestandable to have blocked it from your mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: It’s undestandable to have blocked it from your mind. Ah, that! Yes, the pegging happened, but it was Floella Benjamin and Christopher Biggens. I still have the certificate and newspaper clipping. Edited October 30, 2018 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 A UK national born in the UK with British parents can have their full status revoked if it can be proven that they were conceived abroad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 The first gravy ever created was when God used Adam's spill over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 In Ireland they eat Green Pudding as part of their traditional breakfast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Cumloden, just north of Newton Stewart, was so named after a comment by local 14th century feudal laird McLurg McKie that the flow of the Penkiln Burn below Torbain Cairn in full spate was "as wild as if a man had not unburdened his stones of their seeds for all of geamhradh's (winter's) months and then spent his all in one rush" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Stevland Judkins won a 0.4% share in Golden Wonder crisps after winning a backstreet game of poker in 1967. He used this as collateral to convince a Motown studio to record the song Uptight later that year, and the rest is history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 The Scottish Leagues are looking to put a 3rd Dundee team in the leagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Lufthansa are forced to cover up their logos and print tickets under alternative names at several African airports as in Swahili, a Luf thansa is their equivalent of 'c**t'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) Motorhead are banned in several African nations as in Swahili, Ace of Spades sound like "Asofz Paydes", the infamous 18th century German genocideer in Africa. Edited November 14, 2018 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The term ass for one's rear is linked to Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream, in which the character Nick Bottom is transformed into an ass/donkey, resulting in bottom and ass becoming associated terms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Denver omelettes are named after the late American singer John Denver who would eat one 4-5 times a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Charles Rennie Makinstosh invented the mac computer and the Big Mac but it was considered vulgar to use or consume a piece of art so he sold them to Apple and McDonalds for eleventy three pence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Charles Rennie Makinstosh invented the mac computer and the Big Mac but it was considered vulgar to use or consume a piece of art so he sold them to Apple and McDonalds for eleventy three pence.i thought that these companies adopted Charles rennie Macintosh's name for their products to capitalise on his popularity. the big mac was suppose to be called the 'big bit' until richard and maurice mcdonald saw this opportunity with Macintosh and jumped on it. ronald mcdonald was maurice mcdonalds love child from a Thai prostitute that was never officially recognised by the board of directors so given the role to stay silent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 No wonder he burned down his art school twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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