wellinwigan Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Former Motherwell and Dundee player Maros Klimpl is now the president of Slovakia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 hour ago, pittsburgh phil said: In an attempt to outdo their previous year's success with their 'Calendar Girls' style charity calendar, where members posed naked behind strategically placed items, Sudbury Women's Institute decided to produce a hardcore version for 2016. It was a runaway hit, in particular September's now infamous 'Razzle pile up' photo. And the cucumber from March's photo was sold on Ebay for more than the entire sum raised by the 2015 calendar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Scottish Football is blessed with a plethora of competent match officials , who apply the laws without any form of favouritism and to the great delight of all supporters. Edited October 21, 2018 by bishopburn boy Inserted a word , for absolute clarity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 The favourite and most rented DVD in Brazil is the highlights of the scottish premiership game between Hamilton and partick thistle from last season 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Jimmy Shand couldn’t actually play the accordion. The music was played through a Sony Walkman which was fitted into his box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 New Douglas Park is actually Hamilton's second attempt to build a new ground. The first had to be abandoned when it was discovered that the land they had purchased is actually on the Moon. This was kept a closely-guarded secret to avoid them being the butt of jokes about lack of atmosphere at Accies games. However a UN resolution declared the purchase valid and as a result Accies own the Apollo 14 landing site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Ronnie Browne of The Corries grew his beard to cover up a third nipple that was located on his chin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 A popular rumour holds that Paul McCartney died in 1967 and was replaced by a lookalike. This is in fact the exact opposite of the truth: Paul was the only survivor of a car crash that killed the other three, and he was forced to seek out replacements. Once a new group had been assembled they went to a retreat in Wales to practice but this was cut short when manager Brian Epstein, who feared he would be unable to keep the secret, committed suicide. As a result the new group had to appear in public much earlier than planned, and to distract fans from the real story Paul began behaving oddly (something he has managed to keep up to this day) so that people would think he was the ringer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Schindler's List's famous red coat scene is a blatant rip off of the original Snow White film that was black and white from the exception of the red apple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Prior to 1870 most doctors in the U.K. used to check if a patient was deceased by administering a cow bite to the back of a patient's thigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 The layout of a standard dart board is identical to the layout of a Neolithic-age Orcadian stone circle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 It is legal to have sex with siblings and parents in Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 27 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: It is legal to have sex with siblings and parents in Fife. What if you can't afford to take them to Fife? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Stonehenge has more modern facilities than seven league one football stadiums. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Eskimos have 27 words for snow but ironically don’t have any whole numbers between 26 and 32 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 7 hours ago, Flybhoy said: It is compulsory to have sex with siblings and parents in Fife. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Ballingry wasn't discovered until 1975. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: Ballingry wasn't discovered until 1975. That's because it only appears for one night every hundred years... under normal circumstances. It goes back into limbo when a virgin reads a proclamation from the doors of the church but they haven't been able to find a virgin since 1975. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 10/25/2018 at 18:34, Tony Ferrino said: Prior to 1870 most doctors in the U.K. used to check if a patient was deceased by administering a cow bite to the back of a patient's thigh. Is that like a donkey punch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Rather than cancel a lucrative match with Aberdeen during the 1964 typhoid outbreak, Brechin City invented the disposable paper towel to avoid any spread of infection from the travelling fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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