Facts you made up

[kennysmassiveego]

I am.the love child of Gordon Brown and Winnie Ewing 

im a self loathing ugly fucker with socialist tendencies 

[GnR989]

Gordon Brown was actually born Golden Brown due to his parents being fans of The Stranglers. He changed it to Gordon in an effort to further his political career.

[Raidernation]

Trying to find the spitting image song/\/\/\/\

[Hedgecutter]

The M876 (linking the M9 to the Kincardine Bridge) is the shortest motorway in Europe.

[GordonD]

Every year until 1987, on the anniversary of the Tay Bridge Disaster, a ghostly train could be seen in mid-air travelling along where the old bridge used to be, until the halfway point where it would vanish. This phenomenon stopped when an exorcist scattered leaves on the railway line.

[Tony Ferrino]

2 hours ago, GordonD said:

Every year until 1987, on the anniversary of the Tay Bridge Disaster, a ghostly train could be seen in mid-air travelling along where the old bridge used to be, until the halfway point where it would vanish. This phenomenon stopped when an exorcist scattered leaves on the railway line.

The driver of the train was known as Crazy Craig from Carluke.

[Raidernation]

There are people (?) outside of Glasgow, that actually give a f**k about the prod/kaflik shite

[gruppenfuhrer]

hitler was conned by the americans to invade poland / holocaust etc  ,so all the world attention was on them , and not america developing  the atomic bomb , so they could keep it quiet

[D.A.F.C]

Hitler's dog was called Woofter.

[HenryHill]

The world is hollow and I have touched the sky.

[Fullerene]

2 hours ago, HenryHill said:

The world is hollow and I have touched the sky.

Trekkie. 

[Fullerene]

The inventor of the typewriter made a mistake visiting Kenya.
They threw him in prison for a year.
Apparently "Qwerty" is a very rude word in Swahili.

[D.A.F.C]

The first mouse was actually a real live mouse that bit down on an electrical switch but died soon after daily thomsons decathlon was released.

[GordonD]

The song "My Darling Clementine" was written by Winston Churchill in honour of his wife. He sang it at their wedding in 1908 and was briefly popular before fading into obscurity until it was revived by the cartoon character Huckleberry Hound in the 1950s.

[Hedgecutter]

Over 350 migrant refugees have died in a salt mine that connects Holland to the UK via network of tunnels. This has not been reported by mainstream media so that knowledge of the complex is kept to a minimum to avoid further fatalities. Hartlepool FC occasionally use the northern section of this high humidity mine for exercise purposes.

[HenryHill]

In the same way that killer whales are not whales at all, but in fact whale killers the same confusion is also caused by  Fruit bats. They are not fruit eating bats, but are bat eating fruit. 

[Newbornbairn]

There is no word for "32" in the Russian language.

[Hedgecutter]

'Casual Friday' became popular in the UK from 1989, sparked by Prince Edward attending the opening of a high school dressed entirely in Lonsdale gear to promote a new range from the London brand.

 

Additionally, some Firetrap polo shirts carry a 'By appointment to HRH Prince Henry of Wales' label.

[D.A.F.C]

'Casual Friday' became popular in the UK from 1989, sparked by Prince Edward attending the opening of a high school dressed entirely in Lonsdale gear to promote a new range from the London brand.
 
Additionally, some Firetrap polo shirts carry a 'By appointment to HRH Prince Henry of Wales' label.

Princess Diana started the trend for stone island when she was involved with the Chelsea headhunters. Balmoral away luv it.

[Tony Ferrino]

On 22/09/2017 at 14:12, D.A.F.C said:

Princess Diana started the trend for stone island when she was involved with the Chelsea headhunters. Balmoral away luv it.

Bollocks. She was with the Fulham freedom fighters.