Mark Connolly Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Pudsey's bandage was first worn to conceal an eye injury that occurred in his guest appearance in the then SFL Mascot Race. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Throughout the 70's, Bobby Moore quietly donated a vast amount of his discarded pubic hair to Oxfam each year. Mrs Moore would fashion it into mittens and bobble hats, taking advantage of its peculiarly high insulating and water resistant properties. Additionally, as a baby, England's world cup winning captain was named in protest at cuts to policing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 When football fans sing ‘Ole ole ole’ French people hear ‘ With milk, with milk, with milk’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 I don't sweat because of a rare condition caused by a stray olive found on my Pizza in 2001. I started sweating again when my close friend Jeffrey was arrested, but mummy fixed that so I don't have to sweat again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 In a chilling parallel with HRH Prince Andrew, Peter Shilton will reveal in tomorrow's Sun how -- The experience of having Argentinians shoot at him during Mexico '86 also left him unable to sweat for many years.- He entered into a downward spiral of unlikely pizza binges in provincial English towns, which has left him largely unable to recall the last two decades.- How, if he ever goes out in London, he feels powerlessly compelled to wear his padded goalkeeper top, gloves, and budgie smugglers. - His anguish at always being turned away at Tramps nightclub due to his choice of attire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 The dough balls inside Andrews head led him to Woking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Harry Bellafonte once beat John Daly in a round of putting just off the Esplanade in Rothesay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 “Deacon blue” was the headline of the Sun when Joey died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Tony Ferrino said: “Deacon blue” was the headline of the Sun when Joey died. Deacon Blue and Simply Red were both managed by former members of Deep Purple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Singer David Gray is the secret love child of Barry White and Cilla Black. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Prince Andrew once through a tantrum that lasted 17 days because he wasn't allowed to play the character of Adrian Mole in the television adaptation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 James Corden is funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 People in Argentina think that Prince Andrew is an imposter because the real one was killed during Britain’s defeat in the Falklands conflict They are of course wrong as, regardless of the name you prefer, there is no such place as the Falkland Islands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: People in Argentina think that Prince Andrew is an imposter because the real one was killed during Britain’s defeat in the Falklands conflict They are of course wrong as, regardless of the name you prefer, there is no such place as the Falkland Islands The Islands were named after darts player Jocky Wilson's wife in honour of him winning his first Darts World Championship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 It's impossible to have 7 wanks in a row and people who try generally pass out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 3 hours ago, stimpy said: It's impossible to have 7 wanks in a row and people who try generally pa FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 10 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Prince Andrew once through a tantrum that lasted 17 days because he wasn't allowed to play the character of Adrian Mole in the television adaptation. Which was a shame as he'd been looking forward to opening Pandora's box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 ABBA won the Eurovision song contest with their hit song Waterloo. They had less success with the follow up songs Liverpool Street, Paddington and Thames Embankment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, Fullerene said: ABBA won the Eurovision song contest with their hit song Waterloo. They had less success with the follow up songs Liverpool Street, Paddington and Thames Embankment. Though Electric Company was a surprise hit in Liechtenstein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 UK Eurovision winners Bucks Fizz were the brainchild of US singer Evelyn 'Champagne' King and Scotsman Edwyn Collins, lead singer of the band Orange Juice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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