Hedgecutter Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Although the word Sudoku is an abbreviation of a phrase meaning 'the digits must remain single' in Japanese, in Laos it means 'masturbation'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 In line with the rest of the animal kingdom, human eyes are actually a single colour rather than having a white screla. However, doctors immediately bleach babies eyes immediately after birth, as recommended by the WHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamenitza Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 That Roger Daltrey has a lot to answer for. Glad you cleared that up. I was thinking it would have been as a result of the research carried out by Mengele. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Keith Moon is alive and well and works offshore as an electrician. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbert Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The number 45 bus service in Edinburgh doesn't actually stop anywhere. It started as a practical joke but an executive at Lothian buses took it seriously, and now they have to pay people to pretend to be passengers just to maintain the charade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) The number 45 bus service in Edinburgh doesn't actually stop anywhere. It started as a practical joke but an executive at Lothian buses took it seriously, and now they have to pay people to pretend to be passengers just to maintain the charade. Which reminds me... Aberdeen's Union Street is the one which is served by the most bus routes in Europe (different to the busiest bus corridor which is claimed by Wilmslow Road in Manchester). Excluding minor A/B lettered and night service variations, Union Street is part of 137* routes which are used on a daily basis (>90% operated by First Group and Stagecoach). As a result, it is no surprise that Aberdeen-based First Group, who held the contract rights to this route for numerous years, acquired the capital to grow into what is now the world's leading transport operator. They also now operate the pre-mentioned Wilmslow Road bus corridor. *Correct as of March 2014 Edited April 23, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 It has been scientifically proven that people who masturbate at least once a day are more likely to win the lottery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxsta Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Every Giraffe on the planet has a weak spot which if you prod, they die. Each Giraffe's weak spot is different. Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Apparently I am the most interesting man in the world not the guy from the XX adverts. Just got an email telling me that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Athletico is the Spanish for "False" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Sir Terry Wogan will not be pressing charges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The number 45 bus service in Edinburgh doesn't actually stop anywhere. It started as a practical joke but an executive at Lothian buses took it seriously, and now they have to pay people to pretend to be passengers just to maintain the charade. Lies, scandalous lies. It's the most sensible route in the entire fleet as thousands of people need to get from QMU to Heriot Watt, via Edinburgh Uni and Napier twice, every hour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 1 in 10 penguins are left footed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Scientists have discovered a new metallic compound that, when charged with electricity, is capable of human thought. It's an unstable complex lattice compound, each molecule of which consists of one atom each of Indium, Tellurium, Lithium, Germanium, Nitrogen and Cerium. By pure coincidence its chemical formula is InTeLiGeNCe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 If you melted down the Eiffel Tower, the pool of iron would be less than 3 inches deep (in a square area the same dimensions as the tower base). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Trevor McDonald moonlighted as a DJ in the 90s underground trance scene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 If you masturbate and ejaculate seven times in a row the loss off minerals from your body is so great that you pass out, it's completely unavoidable and hasn't as yet shown any long term adverse effects. Toxith O'Grady of county cork was found on his kitchen floor unconscious and taken to the local hospital where he had to be placed on a drip to help along recovery so severe were the after effects of his "golden w**k",but this is a rare and isolated case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 If you masturbate and ejaculate seven times in a row the loss off minerals from your body is so great that you pass out, it's completely unavoidable and hasn't as yet shown any long term adverse effects. Toxith O'Grady of county cork was found on his kitchen floor unconscious and taken to the local hospital where he had to be placed on a drip to help along recovery so severe were the after effects of his "golden w**k",but this is a rare and isolated case. I've been living close to the edge for a while now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbert Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Lies, scandalous lies. It's the most sensible route in the entire fleet as thousands of people need to get from QMU to Heriot Watt, via Edinburgh Uni and Napier twice, every hour The irony is that within an hour of posting I was on a 45 going from Heriot-Watt to a meeting at Edinburgh. It must have been my subconcious winding me up when I picked that route. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) The 'Iron Age' in Scotland started much earlier than the rest of Britain and Europe, by almost a thousand years. Where the rest of Europe had to mine iron, Scotland had a plentiful supply of iron-rich boulders strewn along shorelines of the Central Belt, largely eroded from coal measures. The Ravenscraig steelworks actually takes it's name from Ravenscraig Castle in Kirkcaldy where such measures and some of the earliest steel workings are found nearby. Edited April 25, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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