a1974h Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Scientists believe the reason Scottish people are a more superior race than English is because of chip pan fires. In the 70's more Scottish people died from chip pan fires than heart attacks or cancer. Due to natural selection this insured that the genes of these drunken ar5eholes were never passed on, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Elevator music was invented in 1899 in Seville when hungover elevator attendant Raul Garcia Jiminez brought his guitar to work instead of his lunchbox and took requests from building patrons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Samsung is the Korean word for a lady garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Guy Fawkes was a founder member of the Taliban 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Lewis Hamilton has had to fight and scrape for every drive at every level in motorsport and has never, ever had the best car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 The correct name for knob-cheese is 'Helmetdale'.The origins of the phrase " A knob of butter " comes from the same source 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 The correct name for knob-cheese is 'Helmetdale'. Stone me. I always thought the correct term was hedam. Cheers Miley, every day's a school day. What what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Willy wonka had diabetes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 The colour red was discovered in the year 1014 BC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Cthulhu has given up a promising career in engineering after being elected as MP for Orkney & Shetland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Before joining Hibs, Jason Cummings played the milky bar kid in an advert that aired only in New Zealand Edited May 25, 2015 by Mr Bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Boris Johnson was the creator of the hob-nob biscuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Andy Warhol designed the Stars and Stripes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Joe Broon in The Broons was based on Dundonian radio journalist Jum Spence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Legendary darts commentator Sid Waddell composed the theme tune to the Z-Cars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Joe Broon in The Broons was based on Dundonian radio journalist Jum Spence. Of all the posts on this thread, that is the one closest to being a real fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Ann Budge and actor Ted Robbins are brother and sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Forum racist philpy's ban for his remarks about the Chinese was particularly ironic as he is Chinese himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 All Hopi Indians are born with one leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Forum racist philpy's ban for his remarks about the Chinese was particularly ironic as he is Chinese himself. His Sinophobia is partially explained by the fact that he thinks he's Japanese as he admits "We all look the same to me" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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