Facts you made up

[banana]

This is a great made-up fact, as it could be true.

I wish more of your 130+ aliases in this thread would strive for 'realms of possibility' made up facts tbh.

[NoPapacNoParty]

Aberdeen fans don't have intimate relationships with sheep.

[topcat(The most tip top)]

My contributions to this thread have been the only funny ones

[D.A.F.C]

The steamroller is the fastest vehicle made by mankind but only has one gear.

[BFTD]

My wife has bigger tits than me.

Been trying her underwear on again?

sjc ain't coming back, no matter how hard you try.

[Gaz]

I wish more of your 130+ aliases in this thread would strive for 'realms of possibility' made up facts tbh.

I'd love to have the time management skills to work with 130+ aliases. (aliai?)

There was a story in the news a few weeks back about some bloke who had been scamming money from each one of his 17 (17!) girlfriends. The guy's multi-tasking had to be envied.

[Del79]

On the news they are the favourite to take over from McCall, Warburton's bakery will immediately begin producing puddings if they are confirmed new manager.

[Dee Dee]

The, once famous now infamous, Paisley tapes were indeed true telephone conversations. In that, some poor bloke needed a new bonnet for his e reg Nissan cherry, Rab Corbett did want to get into the boxing, poor Ali Jafri wanted some digs for his family and, another unfortunate, guy wanted to buy an Internet so he could watch the telly an pull his wire (sic).

Shame on the lot of you, myself included, who laughed at the time.

[a1974h]

Sue barker was the cause of ally Mcoists divorce

[Estragon]

Cliff Richard is still banned from ever re-entering Australia, after savagely biting a koala on a live tv segment gone wrong.

[banana]

Lionel Richie's chart hit All Night Long is about his experiences as an Edinburgh University postgraduate attending the Hogmany celebrations in the early 1970s.

[a1974h]

Leo sayer invented Zumba the dance/fitness craze.

[bud1876]

Leo Sayer was once arrested at the burger van in Chapelhall for masturbating on a bacon roll.

After being charged and found guilty of the above offence he was sentenced to 2 years inside.

Once settled in he became a model prisoner and was awarded this by being given kitchen duites.

The most common comment inmates made on the food after Leo had been given the job were....." mash potatoes are more creamy and salty."

Now after his release he is being lined up as a judge on Masterchef ( USA ) with his 2nd cousin Gordon Ramsay.

[D.A.F.C]

Leo Sayer is actually from Scunthorpe and was used illegally as a chimney brush until the age of 12.

[banana]

"SOS" is, by design, the same in Morse code as it is in Braille.

[Sweaty Morph]

McFadden and Whitehead, the artists responsible for the 70s hit Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now, were the dads of footballers James McFadden and Dean Whitehead.

Edited June 9, 2015 by Sweaty Morph

[harry94]

After befriending Rowan Atkinson's daughter at a caravan park in Norfolk, Fraizer Campbell become close friends with the comedy actor and his family. When Campbell was given a large offer from FC Goa in 2014, he sought the advice of Atkinson and opted to reject the move. This year, Campbell had his first child and named him Raymond (after the character Atkinson played in The Thin Blue Line).

[D.A.F.C]

Dick Campbell invented tomato soup.

[D.A.F.C]

The 1966 World Cup Final was replayed in secret but the match was abandoned due to fog after 68 mins.

[Unleash The Nade]

The worlds largest forrest used to be situated in what is now known as the Sahara Dessert.

This was also used as the global training centre for lumberjacks for many years , where they were sent to learn tree felling skills for 2 years before they could become fully qualified and that's the reason why there are no trees left there now.

Edited June 22, 2015 by Unleash The Nade