pittsburgh phil Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 A few more Lionel Blair facts..He has an irrational fear of petrol stations.He will only ever defecate in a north facing toilet.During his time on Give Us A Clue he used to terrorise Liza Goddard by leaving dead rodents in her dressing room/handbag/coat pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel Blair invented stand up wiping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel Blair invaded Iraq. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel Blair buys rare first edition books just to burn them, usually on a Friday although sometimes on a Thursday. This process takes exactly 38 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Fast noisy cars are given to males with small penises by the nhs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel Blair invaded Iraq. Weapons of ass destruction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 After a holiday in Skegness in the early 80s, Messi's parents became such fans of ITV's "Give us a clue" that they named their son after team captain Lionel Blair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel Blair will occasionally down a bottle of peach schnapps, smear himself in axle grease and rampage through his local shopping centre wearing only a tophat and brogues.This process takes 38 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel Blair is French for wanton destruction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Lionel Blair is French for wanton destruction This came about after he trashed a kitchen of a Paris Chinese restaurant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 The rise of Lionel Blair was forecast in WB Yeats' apocalyptic poem 'The Second Coming'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: This came about after he trashed a kitchen of a Paris Chinese restaurant. This only took 14 minutes, but 10 minutes later he felt like trashing another one, which also took 14 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel was the inspiration for the film Predator. All the weaponry was real and necessary to keep him away from the set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 High ranking officials in NASA were such fans of the ITV show "Give us a clue", that they gave Lionel some fragments of the crashed space shuttle, so that he could mend his tap shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 He also has the largest collection of porcelain dolls in Europe and regularly has 'tea parties' where they are all served by a full waiting staff. He will often invite Gyles Brandreth, who brings teddy bears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 ...and finally.International hitman, The Jackal, was such a fan of Lionel Blair on the ITV show "Give us a clue", that he used to send body parts from his victims to Michael Aspel every week that Lionel lost to his sister. This forced Aspel to give up the show in 1984 and he was replaced by Parkinson only after assurances that no scores would ever be displayed at the end of the show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 ...and finally.International hitman, The Jackal, was such a fan of Lionel Blair on the ITV show "Give us a clue", that he used to send body parts from his victims to Michael Aspel every week that Lionel lost to his sister. This forced Aspel to give up the show in 1984 and he was replaced by Parkinson only after assurances that no scores would ever be displayed at the end of the show. I'd forgotten that the Jackal was Una Stubb's brother until now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Thames Television were originally going to have Chuck Norris as a team captain on give us a clue but after Lionel Blair knocked seven shades of shit out of him with a pool cue in a pub toilet in Rochdale Chuck asked his agent to inform Thames television that he was now concentrating on Film work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Lionel was 27 yrs old when he taught Bruce Lee the 2inch death punch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2721512/The-day-I-man-hospital-calling-fairy-He-s-long-ridiculed-camp-pugnacious-Lionel-Blair-father-three-reveals-s-flamboyant.html dont mess 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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