topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 The facts you made up thread has been deleted... and replaced with an exact replica 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 18 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The facts you made up thread has been deleted Good, I never read it anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 (edited) The facts you made up thread was initially going to be called “fax you made up” and was due to be a discussion about office banter in the days of using fax machines. The author accidentally put the word facts in the title and deemed this to be a better idea. Edited June 7, 2020 by buchan30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 @buchan30 tragically lost all his fingers on a dry ski-slope in a childhood accident. He now posts exclusively using his penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: @buchan30 tragically lost all his fingers on a dry ski-slope in a childhood accident. He now posts exclusively using his penis. Does make letter writing quite tough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 minute ago, buchan30 said: Does make letter writing quite tough. Do you require a stauner to take the top off a boiled egg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: Do you require a stauner to take the top off a boiled egg? I used to, but for some reason no one in this house wants eggs for breakfast anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Does make letter writing quite tough. On the plus side, you always win the 'write your name in the snow' competition. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: @buchan30 tragically lost all his fingers on a dry ski-slope in a childhood accident. He now posts exclusively using his penis. If it had been a teenage accident he'd likely have lost his penis as well... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 None of the facts on the original “Facts you made up” thread were made up, hence the need to replace it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 06/06/2020 at 17:52, topcat(The most tip top) said: ... and replaced with an exact replica No. Not an exact replica. The hallmarks of GCHQ are all over this one. Those entries that endanger national security have been removed. The original thread had reached page 192. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 07/06/2020 at 04:00, 8MileBU said: Do you require a stauner to take the top off a boiled egg? Speaking of teenage years I remember those fondly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 The latest controversy with this thread are all to do with some post concerning a giraffe. That post has now been removed. Please continue to use this thread as before but avoid any mention of giraffes. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Children will now work in construction sites as from July 15th as part of phase four of lockdown easing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Potted hough is imported in tubs from Wuhan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 The tallest giraffe ever recorded was 6 ft 3 inches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 The UN is considering building a second Kashmir on Stilts 5m above the existing Kashmir so that India and Pakistan can have one each. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Miniature Dachshunds were bred to hunt miniature badgers.They were really good at it, which is why you’ve never heard of miniature badgers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Glen Campbell was sunk in a US navy ship off the coast of Kintyre. He managed to make land and was taken in by a benevolent Campbelltown baker called Archie Wallace. He worked the night shift for 18 months where he would talk to the local Argyll police night shift who would often wander in during a quiet night for a cup of tea and a tipsy cake. Once he had saved enough money he hitchhiked to Prestwick and flew home where he began a career as a singer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Ligion has always been a form of thought. It’s only in recent times that modern humans started referring to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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