Fullerene Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 55 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Northampton is further south than Southampton. The Northampton Southampton Supporters Club has more members than the Southampton Northampton Supporters Club but that has not always been true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Sting always wanted to be a copper but couldn't pass the test and often worked as a security guard and a referee in Sunday recreation leagues. When they got together and brainstormed for a name for the group he said he would leave the band if they didn't call themselves The Police. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 46 minutes ago, Fullerene said: The Northampton Southampton Supporters Club has more members than the Southampton Northampton Supporters Club but that has not always been true. However, the Easthampton Southampton Supporters Club recently merged with the Westhampton Northampton Supporters Club to become the Easthampton Westhampton Northampton Southampton Supporters Club. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: However, the Easthampton Southampton Supporters Club recently merged with the Westhampton Northampton Supporters Club to become the Easthampton Westhampton Northampton Southampton Supporters Club. The Hampton Southampton Supporters Club got in a big fight with all the other Southampton Supporters Clubs (north, south, east,west) and call them splitters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 When Northampton played Southampton in the FA Cup the Sun billed it as a local derby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Northampton and Southampton are sexual partners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Wolves fans are keeping well out of this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: Wolves fans are keeping well out of this one. There is a ballet school right next door to the stadium for Wolverhampton Wanderers. Kevin Costner is the owner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot Agent Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Pissing in the garden of someone you don't like makes you better than them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 In the late 19th century the 5-a-side League formed by the gardeners of Hyde Park, Regent's Park and Kensington Gardens was so popular that they decided to amalgamate and applied to join the FA. In deference to their boss they called themselves Queen's Park Rangers. The rest is history. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 A Harvard study found that in the United States, 27.6% of packets of crisps are opened upside down, compared to just 8.6% in the UK. The reasons for this discrepancy are still as yet unknown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Cheese and Onion crisps are banned in usa usa usa as the authorities saw they were made by Walkers and walking is seen as very un American as no solid fuel is wasted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 3 hours ago, IrishBhoy said: A Harvard study found that in the United States, 27.6% of packets of crisps are opened upside down, compared to just 8.6% in the UK. The reasons for this discrepancy are still as yet unknown. This looks similar to a case study by Yale University. Seems like a waste of time to me. The simple answer is that the crisps taste better when you do this. Nonetheless the practice has been made illegal in Wyoming, South Dakota and Oregon with a maximum of 5 years imprisonment and hard labour for repeat offenders. Bit harsh. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 At one time Sheffield United Football Club was known as Sheffield Rest of the Week. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 6 hours ago, IrishBhoy said: A Harvard study found that in the United States, 27.6% of packets of crisps are opened upside down, compared to just 8.6% in the UK. The reasons for this discrepancy are still as yet unknown. Elon Musk and James Dyson have just invented (in the past 10 minutes) a new crisp packet which is circular to prevent this happening. All crisp companies in the US and Europe (except Luxembourg) are legally obliged to use circular crisp packets as of today at noon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 James Dyson has a dog called Blondi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 The fumes from all SpaceX rockets have a strong smell of musk. This is the reason they land them on pads far out to sea, to prevent horny middle aged women flocking to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 The pies at Firs Park were so full of grease they used to have a wee drain valve attached. You could drain them into a 45 gallon drum at the side of the pie shed. When it was full the 'Shire would sell it to the Railway Preservation Society behind the stand. They used it to grease old train couplings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 E. Nesbit got the idea for the book 'The Railway Children' when some kids waved to her from a passing train while she was standing behind the goal at Stark's Park. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 However, the Easthampton Southampton Supporters Club recently merged with the Westhampton Northampton Supporters Club to become the Easthampton Westhampton Northampton Southampton Supporters Club. Met up with them last week and, I have to say, what a great bunch of lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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