GordonD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Celtic have demanded that the SPFL dock Rangers twenty points because of their fans' behaviour in George Square yesterday, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Nicholas Witchell keeps his testicles in a 1977 commemorative Jubilee mug on the internet somewhere between Facebook and Instagram. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 Celtic have demanded that the SPFL dock Rangers twenty points because of their fans' behaviour in George Square yesterday,This is probably true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Idi Amin's favourite beer was Skol Lager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Although cats enjoy lapping milk from a saucer they are, in fact, scared of upturned saucers. If neighbourhood cats are digging up your flower-beds or crapping all over the garden, put several upturned saucers in a line across the grass. A cat will see this as a scary "ooooo" and flee the area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Holland is a literal translation of the Viking words for hole and place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 35 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Holland is a literal translation of the Viking words for hole and place. Togo is a literal translation of the Latin word for takeaway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Tilda Swinton wrote the screenplay for American Pie 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 If you play Rumours by Fleetwood Mac at the same time as watching Austin Powers The Spy who Shagged me they are completely in sync. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 Graham Garden is Alan Titchmarch's cousin.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Politicians are neither a mob of greedy selfish b*****ds nor a bunch of fucking c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Scientists in Geneva have attributed the falling birth rates in Europe to the introduction of Memory Foam Mattresses, claiming the mattress’s absorption of all momentum leads to exhaustion before climax can be reached. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Bob Geldof once went to see the Happy Mondays in concert. He thought they were crap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 The so called moon landing video from 1969 is fake. The camera malfunctioned that day so NASA was forced to show archive footage of the secret 1968 landing on Mars and hope nobody noticed That’s why it’s in black and white 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 3 time French Open champion Gustavo Kuerten played for East Fife in season 98/99. He signed for them in July 1998 just a month after winning his 2nd title at Roland Garros In one game I was at, at the Old Bayview, the Caley beat East Fife 5-1 and he was at fault for a couple of the goals. I may have shouted a couple of unsavoury comments to him in his native Portuguese. He left East Fife in May 1999 and returned to tennis and managed to win his 3rd French Open title in 2001. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Due to climate change, hayfever will now only take place every second Tuesday between 4pm and 6pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Ian Paisley hated those little bowls of scented wood shavings and dried plant material that some folk have in their houses. Unfortunately his cries of "We'll have no potpourri here!" were widely misinterpreted and led to him unfairly being branded a bigot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Northampton is further south than Southampton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, GordonD said: Ian Paisley hated those little bowls of scented wood shavings and dried plant material that some folk have in their houses. Unfortunately his cries of "We'll have no potpourri here!" were widely misinterpreted and led to him unfairly being branded a bigot. Although Pot Pourri smells nice, it turns into sludgy pulp as soon as you add the boiling water and tastes rank. I much prefer Pot Noodle and Pot Rice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDoddyKane Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Covid was invented to stop everyone talking only about Trump or Brexit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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