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Under Sierra Leonian law, it is illegal for nationals to enter either the UK or Belgium (it's still a diamond thing). Any SL footballers employed at UK clubs cannot return home unless they wish to serve a custodial sentence, hence Partick Thistle's Mustapha Dumbuya only plays international matches away from home.

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Shango's footballing career never took off, but he found moderate success in the late 90s/early 00s after teaming up with Coronation Street actor William Roach to form the band Papa Roach.

When the band broke up as a result of musical and soap related differences Shango purloined the name for his sole use as rapper A P Roach.

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Ambrose Mendy who set a world record for eating three Jacob's cream crackers without drinking in 49.15 second In 2002

Unsuccessfully tried eating 3 Christmas crackers in 2003 whilst drinking heavily. He has little problem with the 3 marbles in a string bag, the fortune telling fish was no problem but had to be admitted to hospital when the .5mm micro Philips screwdriver got lodged in his windpipe.

He has never attempted a world record since.

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Kelloggs' Crunchy Nut Cornflakes contain a mild aphrodisiac.

Eta: On the subject of cereals, an average of 10 people die every year through shock mouth dehydration after eating a dry Weetabix.


It's a cereal killer

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