JohnJohn Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/crime/teen-facing-trial-over-easter-egg-assault-on-girlfriend-1-4263079 Food fight goes to far in Falkirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Just in case you didn't know - "Drinking four bottles of Buckfast a day 'not conducive to a long life' " http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14827453.Drinking_four_bottles_of_Buckfast_a_day__not_conducive_to_a_long_life__sheriff_tells_Dunfermline_man/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Just in case you didn't know - "Drinking four bottles of Buckfast a day 'not conducive to a long life' "http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14827453.Drinking_four_bottles_of_Buckfast_a_day__not_conducive_to_a_long_life__sheriff_tells_Dunfermline_man/ He's a judge, not a fuckin doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Fair play if you can afford it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Dundee? Sleep Hollow? Over 60;s don't cause a disturbance? https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/noise-complaints-threat-dundee-pub/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) No need for any comment other than Wid!!! https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/305657/courier-columnist-eve-muirhead-becomes-calendar-girl/ Edited October 31, 2016 by Eednud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Aberdeenshire man rescued from grave danger. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/emergency-sparked-man-trapped-north-east-grave6/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 45 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Aberdeenshire man rescued from grave danger.https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/emergency-sparked-man-trapped-north-east-grave6/ Firefighters were at the scene within minutes of the call and they worked quickly with buckets to free the man by around 3.05pm. He was then placed in the care of paramedics. Inverurie watch manager Graeme Duncan said: “The ground appeared to be very sandy and that’s likely to have caused the sides to cave in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 56 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Aberdeenshire man rescued from grave danger.https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/emergency-sparked-man-trapped-north-east-grave6/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Lucky escape for dogs in Fife. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/308049/three-white-vans-involved-fife-road-collision/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Aberdeen (Wetherspoon) pubs win 'Excellent Loo' awards: https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/city-loos-get-top-marks-in-annual-event1/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Aberdeen (Wetherspoon) pubs win 'Excellent Loo' awards:https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/city-loos-get-top-marks-in-annual-event1/ Typical weatherspoons pubs, toilets are about 3 miles from the bar. Up and down stairs. And as it's weatherspoons most the punters just pish themselves anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 In case you think all the drama takes place north of the border. Carnforth Civic Hall gets new vacuum cleaner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliced Bread Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Dad left stunned after finding TEN double yolkers in a box of dozen eggs bought from Morrisons "John said: “My wife said to keep the eggs in case they were worth anything." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Sliced Bread said: Dad left stunned after finding TEN double yolkers in a box of dozen eggs bought from Morrisons "John said: “My wife said to keep the eggs in case they were worth anything." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11400652/Double-yolk-egg-boxes-launched-by-MandS.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 Terry Taliban the Irish Jihadist blows himself up in Iraq. He was previously jailed for the most Irish of crimes. The 42-year-old father-of-one, travelled to Saudi Arabia to work tax free but was caught with a crate load of Johnnie Walker scotch and was jailed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Local feel good story. http://www.buchanobserver.co.uk/news/aberdeenshire-business-owner-wins-presidential-election-1-4282745 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Local feel good story.http://www.buchanobserver.co.uk/news/aberdeenshire-business-owner-wins-presidential-election-1-4282745 I don't want to look too closely at the family tree now as I'm probably Donald Trump's distant cousin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I don't want to look too closely at the family tree now as I'm probably Donald Trump's distant cousin. If you don't look as if you have a Weetabix on your head you're probably okay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Get yersel over and in that new house of his! He'll be wanting a hand with the decorating, you can help him then get made captain of bombs or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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