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1 minute ago, Shandon Par said:

Edinburgh Live publishes an incredible amount of pish. 

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/mums-warning-after-shirtless-man-16275272

"My friend's dog was poisoned". BE A WEAR.

"A strange man spoke to my wanes". BE A WEAR. 

 

Did he also mention that she had turned the weans against him?

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4 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Fifers eh?

"reacted badly when his bank card was handed back to him through a letterbox."

https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17676733.kelty-coal-carrying-champ-threw-slab-at-exs-door/

Imagine the police report getting the wrong type of brick in their report. The case should have been thrown out at that point 

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15 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said:
19 hours ago, Lofarl said:
How does one become a coal carrying world champion?  Bags per hr?  Overall weight?

It's an uphill slog of a mile (maybe two) with a 35 kg of something bag of coal over your shoulder. It's usually held on Kelty Gala Day.

Honouring the times when Kelty men would kidnap women from neighbouring tribes and carry them off to be their brides - the 1970s.

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3 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said:

Unsurprisingly..

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