Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Absolutely seething at the missed "bleach of the peace" headline opportunity here. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/two-charged-with-assault-following-disturbance-allegedly-involving-bleach-at-dundees-wellgate-centre/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 On 28/06/2019 at 16:17, Shandon Par said: Ladyboys' bus breaks down en-route to Dundee: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/lady-boys-of-bangkok-bus-breaks-down-en-route-to-dundee-blocking-road-for-three-hours/#r3z-addoor Was somewhat surprised and disappointed when I saw it was the Evening Telegraph that the article hadn't been written by one of my former colleagues. Turns out he got turned into a Ladyboy instead. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/tele-reporter-kenny-given-a-makeover-by-the-lady-boys-of-bangkok/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Stu said: Was somewhat surprised and disappointed when I saw it was the Evening Telegraph that the article hadn't been written by one of my former colleagues. Turns out he got turned into a Ladyboy instead. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/tele-reporter-kenny-given-a-makeover-by-the-lady-boys-of-bangkok/ They did a decent job given what they had to work with. Deep into “wid” territory by P&B standards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Anybody in Dundee on Tinder has the chance to "match" with multiple ladyboys looking for their hole just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 (edited) Folkestone mum furious after spending £100 trying to win teddies from claw machine at Camber Sands https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/folkestone-mum-furious-after-spending-3042442?fbclid=IwAR0ESOeV76SPRjuFl4CUSi4O9pDM4KfLsI5qbP5YdoGBMhhQCE9JnU5s_sU Quote She said: “I phoned the manager, I asked when would this be getting resolved. “He said, ‘How did you get my number?’ Edit: Actually, the "Read more" box near the bottom is an APILN gold mine. Edited July 2, 2019 by The Master 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Master said: Folkestone mum furious after spending £100 trying to win teddies from claw machine at Camber Sands https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/folkestone-mum-furious-after-spending-3042442?fbclid=IwAR0ESOeV76SPRjuFl4CUSi4O9pDM4KfLsI5qbP5YdoGBMhhQCE9JnU5s_sU Edit: Actually, the "Read more" box near the bottom is an APILN gold mine. Quote A Folkestone mum who spent £100 trying to win teddies from an arcade believes the machines were set up to stop her claiming them for her child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 3 hours ago, The Master said: Folkestone mum furious after spending £100 trying to win teddies from claw machine at Camber Sands https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/folkestone-mum-furious-after-spending-3042442?fbclid=IwAR0ESOeV76SPRjuFl4CUSi4O9pDM4KfLsI5qbP5YdoGBMhhQCE9JnU5s_sU Edit: Actually, the "Read more" box near the bottom is an APILN gold mine. The whole article is gold. “All the ones you have there aren’t the ones you can get in a shop,” she said. “They are the sort you would have to order online.” So... order on line, you daft bitch. She said: “My son is five months old, but if he was old enough, he would probably be upset.” Wait, what? Surprised she didn't end up like this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 31 minutes ago, GordonD said: She said: “My son is five months old, but if he was old enough, he would probably be upset.” And there, in a nutshell, a first world problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 55 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: And there, in a nutshell, a first world problem. Her failure to use the subjunctive, on the other hand, is a disgrace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Good to see criminality is an inclusive church in Dundee and not simply the preserve of the able-bodied: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-accused-of-being-under-the-influence-in-dundee-while-driving-mobility-scooter/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Good to see criminality is an inclusive church in Dundee and not simply the preserve of the able-bodied: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-accused-of-being-under-the-influence-in-dundee-while-driving-mobility-scooter/ The place seems to be the crime capital of the nation! https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-jailed-for-stealing-milk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Men spotted on pink flamingos on river! https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/men-spotted-riding-inflatable-flamingos-on-river-180152/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Highland Capital said: Men spotted on pink flamingos on river! https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/men-spotted-riding-inflatable-flamingos-on-river-180152/ They look a wee bit scared. The article says they are "crossing the river" but "being swept into the Beauly Firth" would maybe be more accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: They look a wee bit scared. The article says they are "crossing the river" but "being swept into the Beauly Firth" would maybe be more accurate. I like the way they've updated the story to include an eight second long video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: They look a wee bit scared. The article says they are "crossing the river" but "being swept into the Beauly Firth" would maybe be more accurate. Inverness Firth no? Beuly, Inverness, then Moray Firth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 43 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Inverness Firth no? Beuly, Inverness, then Moray Firth. I should have just said “sea” tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Old maps seem to list the Beauly Firth by North and South Kessock as the 'Inverness Firth', but I've never heard it referred to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Little news in the north-east today as the EE informs us on their front page headline of a dog killing a cat in Banchory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 4 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Beuly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Dundee council claims ‘wonky’ tennis court lines in 200k revamp made intentionally Quote They can still be used but they won’t play major tournaments. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/930940/dundee-council-claim-wonky-tennis-court-lines-are-because-the-upgrade-is-not-finished-yet/?fbclid=IwAR0A0MkaMuGY4mV7S2W_grtzXv5CkJHfKQBWBbJ0Qx9eml4mZQ6iX-o6YEM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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